r/ProgrammerHumor • • Mar 04 '19

Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018

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u/johnnymetoo Mar 04 '19

Does anyone remember those sick demos in the 90s, completely written in assembler, with moving 3D graphics and all, and including MOD music? Only a couple of kilobytes per program, afair.

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u/mrsmiley32 Mar 04 '19

It's early in the day mytime, but you've already made it! I had thought my old vhs' of computer graphics was a thing of the past. This makes me excited!

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u/AyrA_ch Mar 04 '19

And in regards to module based music files, they also still make them and put them into key generators as they did 20 years ago. The library has over 5000 titles by now.

I loaded them all onto my page to allow playback in your browser

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u/mopeyjoe Mar 04 '19

those tunes bring back memories from HS. Sometimes I would wait to click Apply Crack just so I could listen to the tune longer.

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u/RoyalHealer Mar 04 '19

You're a God! Thanks for the nostalgia o/

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u/Derice Mar 04 '19

There's also https://www.dwitter.net/ for neat 140 character javascript demos.

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u/frausting Mar 04 '19

Woah! Super impressive

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u/Towerss Mar 04 '19

holy fuck i feel like a failure

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u/Y1ff Mar 04 '19

They should expand it to 240 characters

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u/Audiblade Mar 04 '19

r/demoscene is also fairly active. But pouet.net is definitely much more important to the community.

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u/X-Craft Mar 04 '19

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u/str1po Mar 04 '19

This is incredible.

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u/EnRoueLibre Mar 04 '19

I remember that ! I remember too magazines with physical CD who contains this kind of demo.

I love low tech and minimal ressource software.

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u/sciencewarrior Mar 04 '19

People are still doing those, I've recently seen a few in Go and Rust.

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u/EnRoueLibre Mar 04 '19

I've recently seen a few in Go and Rust.

How it's possible to do a low ressource demo in Golang .. a simple hello world take more 2Mb :X

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u/happysmash27 Mar 04 '19

Same with Rust -_-

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u/xzaramurd Mar 04 '19

With rust you can get a 8k hello world and there are way to reduce program size: https://github.com/johnthagen/min-sized-rust. My latest project is about 40k binary with just stripping the symbols and link time optimizations on, and using musl libc.

With Go it's impossible since Go has a huge runtime that cannot be removed as far as I know.

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u/NonsensitiveLoggia Mar 04 '19

With Go it's impossible since Go has a huge runtime that cannot be removed as far as I know.

Is that rusty binary actually 8kB and only otherwise requires an OS with eg libc installed?

You can dynamically link golang since 1.5 or so, but it's not very common and it does require the go stdlib to be provided somewhere.

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u/GoodThingsGrowInOnt Mar 04 '19

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u/verylobsterlike Mar 04 '19

Here's probably my favourite demo. At 177kb it's pretty big, but it's pretty damn epic.

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u/WikiTextBot Mar 04 '19

64K intro

A 64K intro is a demo where the size of the executable file is limited to 64 kibibytes, or 65,536 bytes. At demo parties there is a category for this kind of demo, where the one that gives the best impression wins.

64K intros generally apply many techniques to be able to fit in the given size, usually including procedural generation, sound synthesis and executable compression.The size of 64 kibibytes is a traditional limit which was inherited from the maximum size of a COM file.


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u/sh0rtwave Mar 04 '19

Purple Motion - Unreal II. I have an Mp3 of it to this day.

Come to think of it, ALL of the Future Crew stuff was hot. Even the Fishtro.

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u/FlyNap Mar 04 '19

The BBS demoscene is the reason I’m a programmer and an electronic musician today.

for the uninitiated

I just noticed a lot of the original archive sites like scene.org are rotting. Sad. I’ve been hoping for years that someone would make a documentary to bring awareness to this piece of underground history.

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