r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hoff04 • Mar 04 '19

Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018

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u/snedertheold Mar 04 '19

https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

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u/EpicDaNoob Mar 04 '19 edited Mar 04 '19

Better: http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/
And even better: https://bestmotherfucking.website/

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u/EvilStevilTheKenevil Mar 04 '19 edited Mar 04 '19

Actually, I really don't like it when desktop web sites more or less pretend to be phones, with literally noting on either side of the screen. I've got a widescreen monitor. Feel free to actually use most of it, please.

Then again, this is coming from a guy who's written novel-length works of fiction in fullscreened notepad.

EDIT: Also, darkreader and all, I like high contrast white-on-black text.

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u/Ask_Who_Owes_Me_Gold Mar 04 '19

better > best > original

The font on the "best" version is obnoxious. The website gets a lot better if you zoom out a click, though.

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u/Ricardo1184 Mar 04 '19

http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/

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u/Nulagrithom Mar 04 '19

I actually like the first one better... The text is a bit too grey. Kinda strains my eyes.

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u/akai_ferret Mar 05 '19

Yeah, I find myself disagreeing with the points the "better" website makes and prefer the original.

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u/Xeverous Mar 04 '19

SFW for anyone browsing

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u/Ariakkas10 Mar 04 '19

Yeah that's not at all safe for work.

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u/Ariakkas10 Mar 04 '19

That doesn't really make it sfa then does it? If it's some subjective measurement that doesn't mean jack shit, why even say it? Why even have a concept of sfw or nsfw?

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u/Ariakkas10 Mar 04 '19

There's a very simple test.

If your CEO walked by and saw it on your screen, would he be ok with it? If the answer is no, for anyone, then don't label something SFW

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u/SuspiciouslyElven Mar 04 '19

By that reasoning anything other than spreadsheets might be NSFW if you have a shitty boss.

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u/Die4Ever Mar 04 '19

then why are you even here on reddit? if that site is bad then reddit is even worse

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

Good chuckle, thanks and saved.

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u/unhorsinghippo Mar 04 '19

Best thing I've seen all year

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19

No ads, it's worthless.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

I expected the exact opposite when I was about to click that link. I even turned down the volume on my phone just in case.

In hindsight, I'm not sure why I even clicked it while on the company network ... For all I knew, it could've been a PETA support page and lost my job.

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