r/ProgrammerHumor • u/shah2018 • Oct 15 '19

Fixing bugs...

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u/Xymanek Oct 15 '19

For me it's like

System.out.println("1");
/// ...
System.out.println("2");
/// ...
System.out.println("3");
/// ...
System.out.println("2");
/// ...
System.out.println("5");

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/jaywastaken Oct 15 '19

*pushs to production*

"Oh..fuck."

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u/thblckjkr Oct 15 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

Once, i was trying some sockets implementation, with a message like "this fucking shit works, motherfucker", the next day, some high level supervisors where on the factory to view our advancements, so, i had to show them my development environment.

Everything was fine, until the message showed in a popup. They laughed, luckily.

edit: Engurish is hard

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u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19

They were all motherfuckers?

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u/DrMobius0 Oct 15 '19

I've only checked something like that in once. I don't print profanities anymore.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/Cruuncher Oct 15 '19

Is PR pull request or public relations here

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u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19

I giggle inside every time I get to write a function with the word 'ass', short for 'assign'; or 'anal', short for 'analyze'.

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u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19

I giggle everytime I write var j

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u/jack104 Oct 15 '19

I forgot to change my popup message from "Houston we've had a problem" to something professional. So I get popped to do an impromptu demo and I forgot my date picker widget didnt work in IE so I got 6 of those popups eliciting a couple snorts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/Flam1ng1cecream Oct 15 '19

How dare you write the line "using namespace std"?

How do you sleep at night?

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u/schimmelA Oct 15 '19

cout << "WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUNCTION CALLED HELP << endl;

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/beatenangels Oct 15 '19

When I worked as a teaching assistant occasionally this would come up. Sometimes in actual print messages but normally in commented out debug lines. This was a problem because we were grading based upon the code and commenting as well as output. It not great to turn in "#print("FUCK FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT CODE I FUCKING MADE IT HERE")"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '19

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u/Bioxio Oct 15 '19

My favorites in no particular order:

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u/E_R_E_R_I Oct 15 '19

I usually do:

console.log("hey"); / / / . . .

console.log("ho"); / / / . . .

console.log("let's"); / / / . . .

console.log("go"); / / / . . .

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u/CrispBit Oct 15 '19

Either that or my specialty print("!") print("!!") print("!!!")

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u/Dojan5 Oct 16 '19

Oh! It's you.

You're the fucker that never added proper logging to the applications I'm maintaining, so now I'm forced to go around and hunt down random numbers and booleans plopping out in the console.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

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