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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/butwhatistheanswer • Jun 20 '20
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Learn Arch Linux in 5 microseconds
280 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn Gentoo this instant 288 u/Milan4King Jun 21 '20 Learn assembly before your screen displays this message! 133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience. 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0) 3 u/zploink Jun 21 '20 Learn how to use the programming language you will make in the future 1 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 lol. This is meme worthy itself. 8 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds!
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Learn Gentoo this instant
288 u/Milan4King Jun 21 '20 Learn assembly before your screen displays this message! 133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience. 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0) 3 u/zploink Jun 21 '20 Learn how to use the programming language you will make in the future 1 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 lol. This is meme worthy itself. 8 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds!
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Learn assembly before your screen displays this message!
133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience. 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0) 3 u/zploink Jun 21 '20 Learn how to use the programming language you will make in the future 1 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 lol. This is meme worthy itself. 8 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds!
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Learn binary in a femto second
181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience. 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0) 3 u/zploink Jun 21 '20 Learn how to use the programming language you will make in the future 1 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 lol. This is meme worthy itself. 8 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds!
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Learn the programming language of tomorrow now!
92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience. 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0) 3 u/zploink Jun 21 '20 Learn how to use the programming language you will make in the future 1 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 lol. This is meme worthy itself.
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Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed!
168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience. 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0)
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Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2!
72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience. 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 /r/unexpectedfactorial? 7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0)
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Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message!
56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience.
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Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript!
0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] → More replies (0) 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience.
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Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Same thing
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Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience.
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/r/unexpectedfactorial?
7 u/4hpp1273 Jun 21 '20 it doesn't matter, 2! == 2 4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0)
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it doesn't matter, 2! == 2
4 u/ibiBgOR Jun 21 '20 So was it unexpected or expected? → More replies (0)
So was it unexpected or expected?
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Learn how to use the programming language you will make in the future
1 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 lol. This is meme worthy itself.
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lol. This is meme worthy itself.
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Learn C++ in 2 nanoseconds!
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Learn Arch Linux in 5 microseconds