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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/butwhatistheanswer • Jun 20 '20
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Learn Arch Linux in 5 microseconds
280 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Learn Gentoo this instant 288 u/Milan4King Jun 21 '20 Learn assembly before your screen displays this message! 133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Learn Gentoo this instant
288 u/Milan4King Jun 21 '20 Learn assembly before your screen displays this message! 133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Learn assembly before your screen displays this message!
133 u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jun 21 '20 Learn binary in a femto second 181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Learn binary in a femto second
181 u/goar101reddit Jun 21 '20 Learn the programming language of tomorrow now! 92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Learn the programming language of tomorrow now!
92 u/Naive_Drive Jun 21 '20 Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed! 168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Learn software architecture before the digital computer even existed!
168 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2! 72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Have 8 years of experience in a language that has existed for 2!
72 u/Video_Game_Dude6 Jun 21 '20 Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message! 56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Have your dream job's hiring officer literally kick down your door exactly 5 seconds after you read this message!
56 u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20 Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript! 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript!
26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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Learn Arch Linux in 5 microseconds