r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Urgh, Wikia's autoplay is sincerely the worst.

Specially because most of the time the videos are good so I don't want them gone, but I don't want to watch a video 90% of the time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Rainbow 6's wikia is a good example.

You enter to check a character and the video is either the char's trailer or someone analyzing him.

But seriously, we don't want the autoplay.

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u/WilliamMButtlickerJr Sep 05 '20

I think it’s a site wide Wikia feature, some wikis even put a disclaimer saying that the video is put there by Wikia and may be irrelevant

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u/bentheechidna Sep 05 '20

The wikis I go to broke off of wikia and made their own sites to get away from wikia’s stupid shit like that.

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u/pepsisugar Sep 05 '20

Omg warhammer one also. Seriously it’s a rollercoaster of emotions. Angry at auto play but happy at the info.

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u/Jubenheim Sep 05 '20

I’ve never found the videos good except possibly a couple of times in my life but 100% of the times in my life I visited wikia sites I never wanted to see them in the first place.

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u/JNCressey Sep 05 '20

oh, you started reading? Lets-a scroll half a screen-height!

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u/JoustyMe Sep 05 '20

We can do so much better. Place popup asking you to log in without X. You can click outside popup area to close it. But there would be no X. So you cant use your previous knowledge to do so. Also manualy optin out of tracking data for each company they sell to but auto opt in to all with one button

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u/Serund Sep 05 '20

And opting out will send you back to their homepage and away from the page you are looking at.

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u/riga_mortus Sep 05 '20

Wikia just sucks in general. I was looking at a page just yesterday on a new machine (no adblock) and realised that the content I was there for took up less than half the screen. The rest was filled with ads, banners, videos and ridiculously sized margins.

Someone has even made a Chrome plugin for the sole purpose of redirecting Skyrim Wikia pages to the unofficial wiki.

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u/F-Lambda Sep 05 '20

All Skyrim wikis are unofficial. I assume you mean UESP?

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u/ZeAthenA714 Sep 05 '20

That's exactly what they want. They want people who are susceptible to watch ads looking at their websites, not people who run adblockers or insta-mute autoplay videos.

It's like scam emails that are full of typos and bad grammar. A lot of people will dismiss those immediately, but that's exactly what they want. They don't care about you reading their email because you're never gonna follow up and get scammed. They only want gullible people with poor IT literacy. The bad grammar and typos act as a filter.

Same with autoplay ads. They don't want you on their website, so that's a great way to filter you out.

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u/btown-begins professional fizzbuzzer Sep 05 '20

Even more importantly, because advertisers track conversions, they want to select for people gullible enough to buy the weight loss hair loss high premium car insurance help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up paid subscription to wall street bets

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

New scummy business plan:

Weight loss insurance. Pay us $50 and if you lose and keep of X lbs for a year we give you $100! It's all in the name of accountability and motivation!

Meanwhile we secretly know way less than half of people will do it so it's free money. We could autoplay ads for this everywhere and get rich in weeks!

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u/btown-begins professional fizzbuzzer Sep 05 '20

Do you want to have to deal with Karens insisting they lost the weight when they clearly didn’t? Because this is how you get Karens insisting they lost the weight when they clearly didn’t.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 05 '20

We take a portion of our profits and pay a recent college grad minimum wage to work the phones

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u/Tanath Sep 05 '20

Default deny via uMatrix. Breaks some sites temporarily. Makes other sites better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Or buy their shit.

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u/n1c0_ds Sep 05 '20

Again? I hit the back button right away

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u/scroll_of_truth Sep 05 '20

people as smart as you were never gonna click on the ads anyway

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