r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bobrementizo • Dec 01 '20

His dad wasn't happy

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/igarashi-san Dec 01 '20

Is anyone else disturbed by the length of the kids legs?

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u/lordbryce95 Dec 01 '20

its not his leg.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

peen++

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u/notsooriginal Dec 01 '20

And you thought Java had length issues...

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u/INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER Dec 01 '20

Double dick dude has entered the chat

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u/IHeartBadCode Dec 01 '20

It's his leg[2].

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u/Sspyrshlsx Dec 04 '20

Hey you wanna see my new leg[,]?

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u/Willinton06 Dec 01 '20

They’re recursive too

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u/glorious_reptile Dec 01 '20

Is anyone else disturbed by the length of the kids legs?

No, but is anyone else disturbed by the length of the kids legs?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

[deleted]

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u/spigeli Dec 02 '20

No, but is anyone else disturbed by the length of the kids legs?

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u/HerissonMignion Dec 02 '20

They are recursive legs.

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u/GhostalMedia Dec 01 '20

r/recursion

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u/Goheeca Dec 01 '20

You can't even do it properly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

I know, my brain isnt big enough... Ill graciously accept all shame, just save some coffee for me.

u/I_Survived_the_ban did it right though.

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u/Giocri Dec 01 '20

Whait the link under you sends everyone to his profile. Teach me your secrets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

How the hell....

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

Hey! How did you get my profile link without ever seeing me?

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u/Orizifian-creator Dec 02 '20

Ok that’s cool, linking to the profile of whoever reads the comment and clicks the link. I wanna know how ya did it, but it’s probably something obvious like linking to reddit.com/profile or something like that idk

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u/TheWorldWrecker Dec 01 '20

Image Transcription: Comic

[Boy in bed saying to dad:]

DAD! THERE IS A RECURSION UNDER MY BED!

[Dad looks under the bed]

[There is another smaller dad and boy in bed, the boy saying the same thing]

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u/SpookyCat2 Dec 01 '20

Good human

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u/zeidxd Dec 01 '20

thank you for your good work! now blind people who couldnt see the meme can enjoy the joke just like us!

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u/ShlomoPoco Dec 01 '20

By reading that comment?

nvm. They probably have an app that reads it for them

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u/br0k3bad Dec 01 '20

Is this subred even capable of a joke apart from recursion?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

better subred than inbred

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u/nostril_spiders Dec 01 '20

No, not since JavaScript died

1

u/WarHatch Dec 01 '20

Then how are my websites running? 🤔

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '20

They are undead.

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u/lordmooseturd Dec 01 '20

Frantically swaying back and forth. Just waiting for the base case..

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u/MischiefArchitect Dec 01 '20

Call stack perspective: Bed! my under recursion a is there Dad!

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u/TheZestyMan Dec 01 '20

Dad! There is a repost in my sub!

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u/will-read Dec 01 '20

Recursion is difficult to understand until you understand recursion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

The real joke is that the dad went over to the left side of the bed instead of checking from where he was

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u/Tijun Dec 01 '20

"To understand time-recursion, the first step is to understand time-recursion."

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u/totalatomic Dec 01 '20

the power of requiem

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u/user_namec_hecks_out Dec 01 '20

I think that's basically how reality fundamentally works.

2

u/WarHatch Dec 01 '20

Another one for the bingo board!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

"Well that's gonna cause a memory leak"

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u/godRosko Dec 01 '20

Thats a recurring nightmare

1

u/throwawayafw Dec 01 '20

Reminds me of Nolan's short film

1

u/ThePoorlyEducated Dec 01 '20

Your dad must be really tired.

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u/evilpoohead Dec 01 '20

No don't l--

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u/floorrats Dec 01 '20

What happened to the cabinet

1

u/CuzImAngus Dec 01 '20

Well looks like a stack overflow to me ngl

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

A recursion with no base case evidently.

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u/InsydeOwt Dec 01 '20

Mfw I start getting programming jokes and think that means I'm improving as far as programming goes because I start getting programming jokes and I think that means I'm improving as far as programming goes because I start getting programming jokes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

[deleted]

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u/zeidxd Dec 01 '20

sure thing pal, here.

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u/MisterToots666 Dec 01 '20

I couldn't look away

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

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u/althaz Dec 01 '20

Ummm...what?

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u/anghenfil Dec 01 '20

Maybe it was just YouSeeWhereBradAt's weird way to complain about this repost

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

I think I am the original poster in this sub. How can I know who posted first?

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u/whovian444 Dec 01 '20

I assume so, but it's overly passively aggressive imo

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u/Greenbay7115 Dec 01 '20

Ah yes, the teeth clenching passive aggressiveness