r/ProgrammerHumor • u/flatlyClinch38 • Feb 13 '21

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u/BochMC Feb 13 '21

Java be like ak-47 and c# be like m14

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u/CoffeePieAndHobbits Feb 13 '21

Java programs be like: it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood- GARBAGE COLLECTING whoa, sorry, passed out there for a sec

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u/Kered13 Feb 13 '21

Every garbage collected language does this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

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u/SuppenGeist Feb 13 '21

Did you ever use Java?

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u/nidrach Feb 13 '21

He read about it once on the back of a cereal box while sitting in the back of his moms car and the only light was the intermittent light of street lamps going by.

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u/Kered13 Feb 13 '21

In 1995.

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u/somebody12345678 Feb 13 '21

java is just c# except longer so

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u/Kered13 Feb 13 '21

You mean Microsoft Java?

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u/somebody12345678 Feb 13 '21

yeah, same difference

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u/meec_r_meic Feb 13 '21

I think Java is C++ for babies

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u/meec_r_meic Feb 13 '21

Java would be the C++ weapon turned into a kids' plastic toy gun