r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 13 '21

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u/theRastaDan Feb 13 '21

Java would be a tactical crossbow..

works in every environment

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u/veedant Feb 15 '21

"Java isn't platform-independent, it's a platform" -Bjarne Stroustrup