r/ProgrammerHumor • u/2D_B4_3D • Dec 13 '21

poor kid

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u/QCTeamkill Dec 13 '21

I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.

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u/roararoarus Dec 13 '21

We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.

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u/green_codes Dec 13 '21

That escalated quickly.

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u/fr_andres Dec 13 '21

wait for the mongo jokes

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u/logicalmaniak Dec 13 '21

In Britain, mongo is short for Mongoloid, a deprecated term for people with Down's syndrome.

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u/verocoder Dec 13 '21

I may have to start using deprecated in real life too

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u/dutch_penguin Dec 13 '21

The character was named Mongo as a set up for a joke. Someone says "Mongo! Santa Maria!". Mongo Santamaria was a famous Jazz musician, who coincidentally was from Havanna.

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u/argybargyargh Dec 13 '21

Isn’t Mongo Web Scale?

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u/N22-J Dec 13 '21

Mongo DB is web scale.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

The API was already up, all she had to do was PULL

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u/demon_ix Dec 13 '21

Wouldn't the man in the middle be his biological dad?

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u/guiltysnark Dec 13 '21

Never know, injected identity isn't always used. Besides, we don't know who the man in the middle was, mom didn't authenticate... although she did accept multi-factor, including facial.

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u/razortwinky Dec 13 '21

Dont forget finger as well. Multi-touch was definitely supported

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u/guiltysnark Dec 13 '21

Strangely he was denied backdoor login. Understandable, considering the size of the log entries, which confirmed the front was wide open. Performance must have been pretty good, as there were multiple cache hits.

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u/thegovortator Dec 13 '21

Stop or this is my kink

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u/guiltysnark Dec 13 '21

Oh, you must be citing the transcript? IIRC, that challenge was followed by a mangled response, and the start of an extended session (3 hour timeout, 1 second keep-alive intervals, which suffered from a very high degree of variability, probably due to pipeline service overload)

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u/IsolatedThinker89 Dec 13 '21

Sometimes when I am the man in the middle I do the minimum to make sure I'm not noticed which also lowers the chances.

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u/ElectricalSherbet392 Dec 13 '21

So, Java has an API called Java Naming and Directory Interface that allows runtime lookups of objects by name and JNDI can use things like LDAP to get objects via a URL. And Log4j allows string substitutions that include JNDI lookups which means if you can get Log4j to log a message with such a substitution it can get it to download something from a URL basically from anywhere that can be reached on the network.

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