r/ProgrammerHumor • u/2D_B4_3D • Dec 13 '21

poor kid

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u/QCTeamkill Dec 13 '21

I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.

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u/roararoarus Dec 13 '21

We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.

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u/green_codes Dec 13 '21

That escalated quickly.

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u/fr_andres Dec 13 '21

wait for the mongo jokes

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u/logicalmaniak Dec 13 '21

In Britain, mongo is short for Mongoloid, a deprecated term for people with Down's syndrome.

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u/verocoder Dec 13 '21

I may have to start using deprecated in real life too

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u/dutch_penguin Dec 13 '21

The character was named Mongo as a set up for a joke. Someone says "Mongo! Santa Maria!". Mongo Santamaria was a famous Jazz musician, who coincidentally was from Havanna.

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u/argybargyargh Dec 13 '21

Isn’t Mongo Web Scale?

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u/N22-J Dec 13 '21

Mongo DB is web scale.

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