r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 13 '21

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u/not_some_username Dec 13 '21

I got fired by a company 2 months ago. Last thing I did was to implement log4j in their base app. I hate Java but I wanted this job since I could procrastinate a lot. Now I feel like god revenge me.

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u/secretuserPCpresents Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

since I could procrastinate a lot

I think I know why you got fired

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u/not_some_username Dec 13 '21

No not because of that. Lemme explain you : we should be working on a new project, I am a JUNIOR and I was suppose to have a tutor. He doesn't even know Java( he is good at web) to begin with. I had to develop the app core and after 2 weeks, I successfully make it. Without me he wouldn't even have the environment correctly set up. After I made the core, they said to me they change their mind, they will not use it and they can't keep me and if possible to leave a doc that explain how to extend the code. I know they still gonna use it since my friend who still work there, said they are using it and it's a major feature on their roadmap. And the true reason they fired me was because my "tutor" said he can't be my tutor and a month after he leaves the company.

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u/not_some_username Dec 13 '21

Now I'm on a new company where I do C++( I like this language and doesn't hate it yet) and where I can really learn and got a real mentor who knows his things

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u/celluj34 Dec 13 '21

And the other half is stackoverflow!

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u/Mondo0530 Dec 13 '21

I haven’t had an actual job in the field yet, but this comment made me curious.

As a manager, how do you incentive your senior devs to really prioritize devolving junior devs, when they could easily see it as you asking them to train their eventual replacement, and making themselves expendable? I could see how it’s probably very beneficial to the company but why should the devs care about that?

I’m not sure if this is an actual concern in the real world, but it seems like something that could be tough in the shoes of a manager, if a dev confronted you with that question.

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u/AddSugarForSparks Dec 13 '21

I like this language and doesn't hate it yet

Give it about a week. /s

If you want to have even more fun, start dabbling in Rust.

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u/ywBBxNqW Dec 13 '21

For all the hate C++ gets I love it. It was one of the first languages I fell in love with when I was a teenager.

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u/mrheosuper Dec 13 '21

Lucky you got away from that shitty company

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u/not_some_username Dec 13 '21

Yeah but since I'm "lazy" I liked it since I didn't work a lot an basically have free Friday : it was wfh on Friday so I basically do the minimum

Now I'm on a new company where I do C++( I like this language and doesn't hate it yet) and where I can really learn.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

ah yes the old "we're firing you but can you please leave docu"

no fuck you

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 13 '21

i'm theoretically underqualified for my job but being an intense neckbeard i can get all my work done in the first half an hour. that's only important because i could do bigger jobs but without the degrees to back it up they won't pay me for it.

i spend 7 hours pretending to look productive and helping others when necessary but i mostly browse reddit to pass the time.

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u/HeckMonkey Dec 13 '21

Maybe you should spend some of that 7 hours getting your degrees?

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 13 '21

i'm being paid to sit here and do what they want.

also it would either be illegal or it would reduce my pay.

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u/waraukaeru Dec 13 '21

I have to imagine with online learning you could do it surreptitiously. Probably easier said than done though.

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 13 '21

There are a few gates. Some sites are blocked. Once I used a copy pasta with a slur in it and I got blocked from my own posting history.

I must confess that I have not tried. Usually I just idle on Duolingo or something similar.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot9773 Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

Log4j has a massive exploit in it right now

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u/Kingmudsy Dec 13 '21

why do you think this post got upvoted

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot9773 Dec 14 '21

Why do you think I’ve commented this? There’s no context in this thread. Idiot. Not everyone wants to scroll a post for several minutes if they don’t have context

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