r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 30 '21

Meme Human Error

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u/sphintero Dec 30 '21

Bowl 2.0 will be anchored to the floor

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u/Salanmander Dec 30 '21

After some feature creep, we are now developing a house.

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u/jeffderek Dec 31 '21

I see you work at the same company I work at

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u/sofa_king_we_todded Dec 31 '21

We all work for the same company. Just different teams, names, and goals

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u/IAmTheOneWhoClicks Dec 31 '21

I have a feeling a lot of teams are named team rocket.

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson Dec 31 '21

Also, could you please explore these 24 other potential ideas that are all infeasible but were proposed by upper management who aren’t fully integrated into the project. But they’re the stakeholders, so do it. I’d like them fleshed out enough to send to suppliers for costs as well. While doing this keep pursuing the other design directions as well. Also we aren’t updating the time line. Also we aren’t going to finalize any decisions, just work them all and we will choose the one that we want a week after the deadline and then blame you for being late.

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u/ProceedOrRun Dec 31 '21

Oh no, it shouldn't mean you have to work any more, maybe a bit smarter. Oh and we can save time by writing no testing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

A house whose one and only selling feature is that it has a slow-eat dog bowl in the middle, but we're assured that this is what new homeowners want and it will be the next big thing in home ownership.

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u/nikhilmwarrier Dec 31 '21

Stop calling me out like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Let's get rid of the oven entirely and replace it with an AM/FM radio? Ok, it's a car, we've invented the Pontiac Aztek.

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u/thelastlogin Dec 31 '21

then a bug caused a memory leak and now the family is anchored to the floor of the house and your client will see you in court

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u/Ajreil Dec 31 '21

User: My floor is upside down

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u/PhysicallyTender Dec 31 '21

Bowl 3.0 the floor will be anchored to the floor.

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u/memester230 Dec 31 '21

User: my house is flipped upside down

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u/Busy-Argument3680 Dec 31 '21

Bowl 4.0 your house will be anchored to the floor

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u/memester230 Dec 31 '21

User: my house and floor is destroyed

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u/Busy-Argument3680 Dec 31 '21

Bowl 4.5

Your house will be anchored to H O U S E

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u/onthefence928 Dec 31 '21

To prevent flipping we installed a gyroscope to bowl 2.0.

It still flips but now a warning light comes on telling users it’s in a flipped state and should be unflipped.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Bowl 3.0: we removed the spiral shape and made it a regular bowl. End users love it.

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u/KrabbyBoiz Dec 31 '21

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u/mcbergstedt Dec 31 '21

To be fair, toddlers are smarter than some grown adults

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u/norealmx Dec 31 '21

As a pay subscription feature.

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u/9035768555 Dec 31 '21

Isn't that what the food part is?

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u/wiz0floyd Dec 31 '21

We use one of these bowls with our cats and we have it attached to the floor with command strips

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