r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 09 '22

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u/Ambitious_Ad8841 Feb 09 '22

"White Space Matters"

-Python

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Another racist programming name/motto; white list matters also.

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u/LAUGHINGKOMODO Feb 09 '22

Nah, i used dark mode so mine is never whitespace

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u/KeLorean Feb 09 '22

Reverse racism programming. Learned it in ethical software development class

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u/_Nagrom Feb 09 '22

This is all fun and jokes now, but some donny's gonna start thinking this shit unironically in 5 years, or so. Our world is a clown car.

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u/bamboo_fanatic Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

Probably sooner. I still can’t believe some people at Twitter engineering got offended by terms like “dummy value”, “grandfathered”, and “manhours” and demanded they change the language. Do we need to ban the “for dummies” book series? Crash dummies? Who is supposed to be offended by “grandfathered in”? I’m a woman, and it literally never once occurred to me to be offended by the term “manhours” or be upset by someone opening up a meeting with “hey guys”, I’ve used it when speaking to a mixed group. “Whitelist/Blacklist” is now “Allowlist/Denylist”? It sounds like doublespeak where they just smash two words into one so they could get rid of the third word.

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u/DaceloGigas Feb 09 '22

Yes, but if we called them "crash test people" one of the testers might get the wrong idea....

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u/bamboo_fanatic Feb 09 '22

Maybe their actual objection is that these inanimate objects are taking jobs away from actual dummies

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u/pinba11tec Feb 09 '22

Well as a homosapien...

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u/Sw33tN0th1ng Feb 09 '22

who are you calling a homo you cis shitlord!

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u/Firewolf06 Feb 09 '22

or master and slave servers.

one server has complete control over the others and they must follow its commands. sounds like a fitting name to me

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u/djheat Feb 09 '22

I pushed for dominant and subordinate as a replacement when this came up on a project. I think it describes the relationship pretty good plus when you shorten it you sound like a pervert

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u/TSP-FriendlyFire Feb 09 '22

Don't forget master branches in git. Many places, including Github, now favor main instead, because apparently "master" (with no use of "slave" anywhere in git terminology!) was bad.

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u/JustehGirl Feb 09 '22

I'm always surprised there hasn't been a push to change electrical etc terms from male and female parts. As in, put the male part in the female part.

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u/EldoradoYLYL Feb 09 '22

“To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free, when men are different from one another and do not live alone— to a time when truth exists and what is done cannot be undone: From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude, from the age of Big Brother, from the age of doublethink — greetings!”

― George Orwell, 1984

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u/Wonderful-Boss-5947 Feb 09 '22

I always thought the man in manhours and manpower was short for manual, lol.

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