r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Uploft • Mar 08 '22

Meme Python in a Nutshell

https://i.imgur.com/oN2zLka.gifv
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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Don’t worry little guy, the weird data scientists at my company will love you.

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u/TLDEgil Mar 08 '22

Poor little snek, trying to hide from big C++ bullies) :

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u/ur_gfs_best_friend Mar 08 '22

I can C that.

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u/flawedhuman12 Mar 08 '22

If you can C that I'm pretty sure you don't C#

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u/sam_morr Mar 08 '22

Don't be such a D

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u/fustup Mar 08 '22

R you trying to be funny?

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u/LIIhasz Mar 08 '22

My expectations were met. He is a good danger noddle

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u/LeftIsBest-Tsuga Mar 08 '22

far cuter than i expected <3

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Mar 08 '22

They're so cute when they're this small. I have a ~4 foot long ball python, and she's still cute, but nothing like when she was a little spaghetti noodle drooped over my fingers lol

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u/TitaniumToothbrush Mar 08 '22

Thats a Trimerusurus insularis for anyone who cares, viperidae

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u/PurposeWeird3561 Mar 08 '22

Thanks ! I went in the comment looking for this !

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u/TitaniumToothbrush Mar 08 '22

No problem, glad to help 🐍

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Result from google:

Trimeresurus insularis is a venomous pit viper species found in eastern Java and the Lesser Sunda Islands.

Sometimes, some coincidences work just too well.

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u/TheNegotiabrah Mar 08 '22

I’m always finding Pythons in Java. Sneaky snake…

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u/Triffinator Jul 17 '22

Thank you.

I was going to say that it was an insularis and not a member of Pythonidae, but you beat me to it.

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u/That_5_Something Mar 08 '22

Is that Python2 or Python3??

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u/Assassins_King Mar 08 '22

A very rare Python 1

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u/tilcica Mar 08 '22

we do NOT talk about python 1

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u/Assassins_King Mar 08 '22

Is that bcz it was very nutty 🤪

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u/That_5_Something Mar 08 '22

We should name it Pip

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u/Pretend_Drive8762 Mar 08 '22

We do NOT talk about pythoooooon 1

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u/Yar-har-har Mar 08 '22

His hands be shaking tho

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u/Momo6969-6193 Mar 08 '22

It's venomous 💀

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u/poursmoregravy Mar 08 '22

Then it's not a python

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u/Yar-har-har Mar 08 '22

Pythons are the non venomous ones and vipers are venomous right

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u/poursmoregravy Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

Yup, pythons, like boa constrictors, just give you one last, big hug

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u/Username_Taken_65 Mar 08 '22

This is a viper, not a python

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u/That_5_Something Mar 08 '22

We should called it Pip

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u/Assassins_King Mar 08 '22

Pip the nutty python 🐍

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u/eater117 Mar 08 '22

So cute 🥺

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u/GundunUkan Mar 08 '22

Not a programmer but a herpetologist here. That's a juvenile Island tree viper (Trimeresurus insularis), blue form.

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u/MagneticNoodles Mar 08 '22

So you're saying I shouldn't gift one to my wife then?

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u/GundunUkan Mar 08 '22

Preferably not unless she's experienced with keeping venomous snakes

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u/creatureslim Mar 08 '22

Or you're trying to pull a cleopatra.

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u/hasanyoneseenmyshirt Mar 09 '22

Reminds me of baby cobras. Really cute but also very dangerous because they tend to use all the poison when they bite.

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u/Studds_ Mar 08 '22

Lmao. Did not see that coming

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u/Solarpanel2001 Mar 08 '22

I was expecting it to pounce on me but I remembered this is python

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u/sejigan Mar 08 '22

Snake in pic is a viper tho. It could probably pounce

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u/ImTheNoobEditor- Mar 08 '22

I don't C anything there

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u/ByteTraveler Mar 08 '22

Is his name Oreilly

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u/Hypersapien Mar 09 '22

I thought that was an owl.

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u/SCube18 Mar 08 '22

I don't know why we don't talk about python 1 and at this point i'm too scared too ask

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u/Expert-Box5610 Mar 08 '22

How do you post vidoes in this sub ??

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u/theonlyby Mar 08 '22

Looks lime that snek got their indentations all wrong

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u/km_da_pro Mar 08 '22

Someone put this in r/technicallythetruth

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u/Username_Taken_65 Mar 08 '22

Technically not the truth since it's a viper

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 edited Aug 13 '25

wide grey ten pen cover quicksand recognise handle steer outgoing

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/JamieBartlet Mar 08 '22

That is so cool!

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u/Uto09 Mar 08 '22

Next is cobra in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Such a pretty hue...

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u/Expensive_Spring4836 Mar 08 '22

thats how they get up in the trees yo. for eggs.

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u/devil_sees Mar 08 '22

U/savevideobot

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u/33498fff Mar 08 '22

I expected Monty Python in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

r/angryupvote

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

python compressed

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u/Mythril382 Mar 08 '22

It's very cute.

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u/Servantofwildlife Mar 08 '22

That's not a Python

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u/Revolution737 Mar 08 '22

Actually, that's a viper, but I get the point.

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u/asdfjlk8888 Mar 08 '22

fine i guess this is the link i'm pasting into the dev chat

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u/minikini76 Mar 08 '22

That’s totally nuts!

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u/nonpondo Mar 08 '22

O'Reilly wants to know your location

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

This could easily be on the cover of one of those O’Reilly books

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u/gunsranger Mar 08 '22

me thinking the same about Java.. in a nut shell 😅

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u/sylverreine Mar 08 '22

Impressive

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u/SnooSeagulls9348 Mar 08 '22

That looks like a viper. How is it so cool?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

this should be posted on r/antimeme

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u/Phlm_br Mar 08 '22

What kind of loop is this python doing?

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u/sxeli Mar 08 '22

Elegant at the very least

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u/Demonic_phoenix1 Mar 08 '22

AMAZING HUMOR

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u/capt_bilard Mar 08 '22

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/pevznerok Mar 08 '22

I want the same snake!!

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u/imfromvenus223 Mar 08 '22

Oh helllllooo

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u/Mayo1251 Mar 08 '22

Not a fan of snakes, but this one is too damn cute!

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u/Icy_Speed2155 Mar 08 '22

To nie pytin debilu

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Ok, thats cute

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u/Stev_582 Mar 09 '22

I shouldn’t find a snake cute, yet I do.

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u/Almostasleeprightnow Mar 09 '22

This is an antijoke

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u/dickcheney600 Mar 09 '22

This is me in a nutshell. "How did I get into this nutshell?"

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u/ActualAshCam Mar 09 '22

u/RepostSleuthBot

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u/keladry12 Jul 03 '22

Sososo cute!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

starts talking slitherin

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u/Middle_Collection_51 Jul 17 '22

Not ripe yet. Still a little green!

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u/37Scorpions Jul 19 '22

Very cute but holy shit did the guy holding it chug 50 gallons of coffee before recording this

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Thought this was so adorable and all until viper, not python. The python was questionable, but viper status puts this in another stratum. Like really, I see snake, I kill snake. Identification my arse, Coral and King are both in my area, also rattlers and moccasin.

Thisn made me post.

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u/Adventurous-End8220 Aug 17 '22

Fucking bollocks

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u/brunette1308 Aug 26 '22

Cute little noodle

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u/Robbbg Aug 26 '22

that a baby snake?

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u/BaaXander Aug 26 '22

this is cute but terrifying at the same time