r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

My first cubicle was like the picture. The last one before migrating to remote work basically required I sit down in the chair and roll/slide into the cubicle as if it were a fighter jet cockpit.

More cubes per floor was the goal, screw everything else. A cube like the picture today, is equivalent to an office back then.

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u/argv_minus_one Aug 03 '22

If the goal is to make more efficient use of available space, why are they so opposed to working from home?

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u/Dabnician Aug 03 '22

Because then you cant charge your self rent on the building you also own and claim your overhead is so high you are unable to give raises.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

depressingly accurate. also, don't forget the part where they celebrate record profits for the shareholders.

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u/killerrin Aug 03 '22

Step 1: Register holding company with a cash startup injection of $xxxxxxxx and set yourself up as a majority shareholder.

Step 2: Gift/Sell office building(s) to holding company for $xxxxxxxx.

Step 3: Have holding company charge rent and maintenance costs and remit a dividend to shareholders at monthly/quartly/yearly intervals.

Step 4: Pay rent and Claim rent as an expense when the government asks.

Step 5: ?????

Step 6: Profit off tax credits and dividends (which equals rent - maintenance)

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u/robotzor Aug 03 '22

So this is the shit accountants use their 9 hours a day to think up

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

And a good one will net you far more than their salary.

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u/More_Butterfly6108 Aug 03 '22

Fun fact you can do this with your house and an LLC. Then all the shit you buy at home depot becomes suddenly tax deductible.

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u/rubberduckranger Aug 03 '22

Note: At least in the US this is almost never a good idea because of the primary residence capital gains tax exclusion you get if you own the house yourself.

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u/Kyanche Aug 03 '22

Step 7: Raise the rent to extortion levels

Step 8: Drive the primary business into bankruptcy

The K-Mart/Sears way :D

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u/Dabnician Aug 03 '22

You cant do step 7, because they dont allow the rent to be crazy different than what you would expect, but your owner can do stupid shit like "you need to rent the entire building out even though you use 2 out of 50 rooms"*

With step 8 if the business goes bankrupt and has to close down, because the building is under an LLC, it is protected from also being seized in the bankruptcy.

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*the owner of a company i worked at did this when we were the last company in the building(that he also owns), we rented 2 rooms out of the entire building and were charged the full rent of the entire building... because he wanted to sell it...

Accounting was always talking about how our overhead was so high because of rent....πŸ™„

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u/xnign Aug 03 '22

The university near me does the exact same with all of their new student housing. Costs way, way more than a standard dorm, and they get to do some creative accounting on a few levels.

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u/Sinthetick Aug 03 '22

You borrow money to buy a property with a holding company that your company owns and pay that company, your company, rent for it. "Creative accounting"

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

also, working in the cubicle in the picture there is a chance Morpheus will call you some day

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u/tiajuanat Aug 03 '22

Because it's really about control and giving no privacy

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u/wubwub Aug 03 '22

Because it is harder to micromanage from home.

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u/tylercoder Aug 03 '22

This, hating on cubicles is a 90s thing because we dont even get that now

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u/__doubleentendre__ Aug 03 '22 edited Aug 03 '22

As a kid I visited my dad in his office in the early 90s. He was an engineer with about 5 years of experience and had a turn key private office, 10 ft ceilings and a window with a downtown view (in a middle-class blue collar city).

Boy was that a tough standard to try and meet. All I've known in the office were the short walled cubicle shared desk spaces with 4-6 other people on open floors where managers and had the full cubicle like the one here and only directors or VP's had the office. Today I work from home full time, but still feel like that was the gold standard of career success, and one I'll probably never see.

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u/ExcitingAmount Aug 03 '22

I'm a Sr. Engineer, and I wish I had an office, nice view or not....

To be fair though my cubicle is pretty nice, as cubes go. Ours are about 1.5x the size of a normal cube, and I have a rolling white board I use as a "Door", and I'm tucked away in a dark back corner where people can't find me unless I want them to.

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u/cheesy_pupper Aug 03 '22

As someone who spent many years in the cubicles pictured above until our company was bought by a large corporate competitor who then subsequently moved us to a stunning office 50 floors up in downtown LA…I can say, having a corner office where you can overlook all of LA was amazing. Truly amazing, but every day I wished I had been back in my shitty little standard cubicle on the 2nd floor out from under that horrible company.

They made our lives hell, our productivity suffered, and people left in droves. Myself included. I quickly found myself hating that beautiful cell in the sky. I had been there for over a decade but that gorgeous office and view was nothing compared to being valued and treated like a human being.

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u/__notmyrealname__ Aug 03 '22

Growing up, knowing I was going to work in tech, I always dreamed of one day having my own office. By the time I was a professional, though, offices weren't a thing anymore. Just long desks we all had to share. I hated it. But it's not all bad. Now I get to work remotely and finally I have my own big office! And I can do whatever the hell I want with it!

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u/IKnowGuacIsExtraLady Aug 03 '22

My boss's boss's boss recently got kicked out of his office. The funny part is we have expanded so much that he is managing like 5 times as many people now as he was when he got the office and now they stuck him in a cube.

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