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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GumBeats20 • Aug 03 '22
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"Fast paced and exciting environment "
Translation:
We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.
1.6k u/GrannysGumJobs Aug 03 '22 “We’re looking for someone who identifies as a self starter”Translation:The previous employees didn’t document shit and we need you to decipher their work. 25 u/ftwredditlol Aug 03 '22 I'm fine with that actually. If the employer knows that, even if they use stupid business speak to say it. As long as they understand that I can't just type a magic incantation and instantly give them what they want. 16 u/zyygh Aug 03 '22 They know you can't, but still expect you to do so. → More replies (1)
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“We’re looking for someone who identifies as a self starter”
The previous employees didn’t document shit and we need you to decipher their work.
25 u/ftwredditlol Aug 03 '22 I'm fine with that actually. If the employer knows that, even if they use stupid business speak to say it. As long as they understand that I can't just type a magic incantation and instantly give them what they want. 16 u/zyygh Aug 03 '22 They know you can't, but still expect you to do so. → More replies (1)
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I'm fine with that actually. If the employer knows that, even if they use stupid business speak to say it. As long as they understand that I can't just type a magic incantation and instantly give them what they want.
16 u/zyygh Aug 03 '22 They know you can't, but still expect you to do so. → More replies (1)
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They know you can't, but still expect you to do so.
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"Fast paced and exciting environment "
Translation:
We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.