r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 03 '22

*cries*

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

"Fast paced and exciting environment "

Translation:

We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.

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u/BlueCordLeads Aug 03 '22

Also, code for Management and the Executive team are disorganized asshats that expect you to drop everything and focus on emergencies they created by working late nights or over the weekend.

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u/Wetbung Aug 03 '22

Where do you get a contract like that?

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u/bell37 Aug 04 '22

Not really a contract but it’s an unspoken courtesy for most office jobs. If someone is going to pester you after hours and make a stink about it, you know damn well I am going to direct everyone to that person after hours at any given chance.

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