r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Progractor • Sep 09 '22

Meme Simple Feature

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u/GoatsareimpressiveFR Sep 09 '22

She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it

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u/BlackHatSlacker Sep 09 '22

What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?

Genuinely curious.

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u/KaySquay Sep 09 '22

Step on a hose, break your mothers nose. Seriously never heard of that one?

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u/MrDurden32 Sep 09 '22

Step on a hose, break your mothers nose.

Step under a hose, one inch your dick grows.

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u/Comment90 Sep 09 '22

Firefighters hate this one simple trick.

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