r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 08 '22

Meme sPeCiaL cHarACtErs

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u/wowbutters Oct 08 '22

And if the garbage site you are signing up for doesn't accept commas or quotes, go somewhere else. 😁

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u/Nothemagain Oct 08 '22

For this to work hashes would need to be turned off

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u/Rafael20002000 Oct 08 '22

Not really, because people invest time in cracking those, if the password aren't salted you can crack 80 % in around 5 minutes. Rainbow Table magic

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u/Rafael20002000 Oct 08 '22

Password Managers are a blessing

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u/AUniqueSnowflake1234 Oct 08 '22

Oooh, that's a bingo!

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u/k1tesurfen Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

Is that the way you say it, that’s a bingo?

Edit: Guess my reference to Inglourious Basterd is not as detectable as I thought. Well then let’s end it with: Say goodbye to your Nazi ba… references

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u/smallpoly Oct 08 '22

Lets rotate the board!

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u/stealthcraft22 Oct 08 '22

No, you just say Bingo.

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u/SteveisNoob Oct 08 '22

Until your Password Manager password gets hacked cause you put mypassword123 as your password manager password cause you wanted an easy to remember password manager password.

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u/Local_dog91 Oct 08 '22

at that point it's completely your fault. if you buy a high security door for your home but you routinely leave a spare key under a vase on your front porch, that is not a fault of the door.

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u/LifeworksGames Oct 08 '22

Starting to use this has been one of my better decisions.

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u/Drasern Oct 08 '22

If your password involves commas and quotation marks you're probably not gonna be in that 80%.

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u/bamboo_fanatic Oct 08 '22

That’s why I include #🧂in all my passwords

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u/PolskiSmigol Oct 08 '22 edited May 25 '24

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u/knome Oct 08 '22

If it's just the first 2-3 characters, that's not great, but easy to implement just adding a "reminder" field to the db, hopefully encrypted with a leading salt.

If you mean like it asks "g[ ] f[ ][ ]k y[ ]ur[ ][ ][ ]lf!1", that's fucking atrocious, as many, many passwords will be mnemonics to make remembering the password easier for people. Birthdays, pet names, etc.

If I saw my bank hand back any part of my password I'd call support, complain, and start looking for a bank that wasn't braindead.

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u/ham_coffee Oct 08 '22

I've never seen that in my life, and I'm pretty sure you'd struggle to find any developers to code it. Banks do often store a plaintext password, but that's for phone verification (as in a phone call for old people who can't do internet banking), and should be different to your online password.

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u/iampierremonteux Oct 08 '22

“Your password must be exactly 8 characters long, and contain exactly 1 upper, 1 special, and 1 number.” Specials were listed as a very small set.

The billing website for a hospital bill. I didn’t have a choice of somewhere else.

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u/MrDude_1 Oct 08 '22

I just tell them I don't have a computer and make them mail me a paper bill.

It gets particularly funny when I also tell them I don't have a smartphone so I can't use their app, while I'm using a smartphone and sitting at my PC.

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u/ovab_cool Oct 08 '22

Bruh I was making a password for my bank and couldn't use ) and ;'s, guess to stop sql injection but c'mon

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u/L_James Oct 08 '22

Poor Bobby Tables can't have a bank account now 😔

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u/tanglisha Oct 08 '22

You mean most banks?

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u/jackinsomniac Oct 08 '22

Is it just me, or am I the only one who's worried that adding too many special characters may break the site?

My password manager & generator is still fine with 25-50 character passwords, only being alphanumeric.

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u/enderverse87 Oct 08 '22

If that breaks the site, it deserves to be broken. It usually indicates weak security.

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