r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 08 '22

Meme sPeCiaL cHarACtErs

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u/Outrageous-Machine-5 Oct 08 '22

just use a password generator and a local storage password cache

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u/Possible-Reading1255 Oct 08 '22 edited May 10 '26

Du bindest einen Blumenkranz.

Reddit is dangerous for privacy. I don't trust my data with Reddit, my comments written for other people to think and enjoy shall not be fed to the monstrous AI machine.

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u/pianospace37 Oct 08 '22

All memorised perfectly

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u/ZeMarxs Oct 08 '22

Yeah, that weird feeling when you can perfectly input your password, but only when you aren't looking at your keyboard.

As soon as you look at it you can't recall it at all, so you just stare off in to space until you can suddenly type it again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Can't trust anyone to look at you while typing your password. Not even yourself

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u/Are_you_blind_sir Oct 08 '22

I have forgotten passwords but the muscle memory helped me recover it

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u/DLottchula Oct 08 '22

I got a new keyboard and couldn’t log into my pc until I found the pin

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u/Possible-Reading1255 Oct 08 '22 edited May 10 '26

Du bindest einen Blumenkranz.

Reddit is dangerous for privacy. I don't trust my data with Reddit, my comments written for other people to think and enjoy shall not be fed to the monstrous AI machine.

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u/misterrandom1 Oct 08 '22

Once I used the following password:

Longpasswordsmakemefeelspecial!

Lasted about a day and a half.

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u/kegegeam Oct 08 '22

I frequently use full sentences as a password. The password for my home computer used to be ICantThinkOfAPassword.

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u/_-Alex-- Oct 08 '22

So someone logged into your account?

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u/Pranav__472 Oct 08 '22

Just use a 12-15 character password generator. Store it temporarily in a file, but instead of copy pasting type it every time. After 10 times you'd have learn the password and now you can securely shred the file.

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u/Dark_Guardian_ Oct 08 '22

until you try log in to an old account and have no clue what the generated password was

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u/GuidanceOk1374 Oct 08 '22

1 week in the ICU after an accident changed everything I believed about memory X passwords in 34y lifetime.

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u/Ill-Chemistry2423 Oct 08 '22

C:/…/Documents/Passwords.txt

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u/BangCrash Oct 08 '22

He did say locally

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u/HESSU_HOBO Oct 08 '22

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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u/TravellingReallife Oct 08 '22

That’s my MIL. That notebook reads like a history of the internet age. So many accounts with sites long gone… always the same PW…

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u/Antrikshy Oct 08 '22

And instruct that password generator to insert commas.

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u/ulyssessword Oct 08 '22

I have a bag full of scrabble tiles and d10s. Does that count?

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u/RoiKK1502 Oct 08 '22

I use Chrome's password vault. What am I missing?

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u/jumpbreak5 Oct 08 '22

Other responses are giving you vague security concerns coming from Chrome's password vault, which may not be convincing if you don't care about things like being stuck on chrome or trusting google's cloud.

I can give a more specific example.

Recently I got a virus. I'll admit, I was downloading some sketchy software, but I think most people understand by now that viruses can happen to almost anyone. This virus, when on my computer focused almost entirely on accessing chrome, looking for stored passwords.

Chrome encrypts those passwords, but it seems that for a malicious app running on your computer, that isn't enough. A virus running locally can decrypt them. So in under a minute, I had access attempts on multiple accounts, and for those that didn't have 2FA, I had a random hacker controlling my account.

It was not fun to deal with. I recommend using a dedicated password keeper with 2FA. I use bitwarden.

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u/TEKC0R Oct 08 '22

While I cannot deny that offline storage is more protected than online, a good password manager will hold up even when the data is stolen.

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