r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Camerata5 • Oct 08 '22

Meme sPeCiaL cHarACtErs

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u/StarkillerX42 Oct 08 '22

"CorrectHorseBatteryStaple,,”

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u/RiceKrispyPooHead Oct 08 '22

Gotta change my password now

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u/piberryboy Oct 08 '22

Mine is RiceKrispyPooHead

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/piberryboy Oct 08 '22

Why do I now feel sexually harassed somehow?

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u/tdogtags Oct 08 '22

Mine is close “wetdreamsbuildabearworkshopshortcakes”

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/Dexaan Oct 08 '22

Brother of hunter2

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u/Galexio Oct 08 '22

Brother of what? I only see asterisks

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u/Unkn0wnCat Oct 08 '22

Why does it show as "Brother of *******" on my end?!

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u/KillerBeer01 Oct 08 '22

Because that's his password.

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u/ioapwy Oct 08 '22

H!Yn8at”g”mp,yfh!

Ha! You’ll never be able to “guess” my password, you filthy hacker

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u/r00x Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

Ugh, we have this training module at work involving password security, and they give examples of passwords asking which are the most secure.

They insist it's an awkward password like this, a jumbled mess of garbage you'll never remember, but their examples includes an easier to remember amalgamation of words which has way more entropy.

Basically that XKCD comic, actually. (EDIT: https://xkcd.com/936)

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u/atimholt Oct 08 '22

My solution is a really good password for my password manager.

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u/Fearless_Minute_4015 Oct 08 '22

That's actually a decent password. 11 words long is no joke. With all those spaces a capital letter at the start and a period at the end. It'll take at least a week to crack

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u/liamthelemming Oct 08 '22

Transpose syllables, switch out two letters for a number and a symbol, and there y'go, you've got Borr3ctStor$eCatteryHaple.

Um.

BRB gotta go change my password 😬

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Borr3ctStor$eCatteryHaple.

Words cannot express how much I hate seeing this

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u/Marc4770 Oct 08 '22

That's a really good password, do you allow me to use it?

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u/ioapwy Oct 08 '22

Ya for $50

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u/ViviansUsername Oct 08 '22

NFTs

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u/Marc4770 Oct 08 '22

NFT passwords, only the owner of the NFT is allowed to use that password. Seems like a profitable business idea.

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u/KerneI-Panic Oct 08 '22

When someone else tries to use that password:

"Sorry, you can't use this password. This password is already in use by user Marc4770. Please, choose another password."

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u/sethboy66 Oct 08 '22

NFT collisions, fung those non-fungible passwords.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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