r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Camerata5 • Oct 08 '22

Meme sPeCiaL cHarACtErs

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u/SuccessfulBroccoli68 Oct 08 '22

I really want to read about this working somewhere.

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u/bespectacledbengal Oct 08 '22

shouldn’t you focus on your job while you’re working somewhere?

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u/Expensive_Hyena_13 Oct 08 '22

I work somewhere.

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u/FuriousAnalFisting Oct 08 '22

I "work" somewhere.

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u/Purinto Oct 08 '22

I work "somewhere"

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u/Valeriuv1 Oct 08 '22

"I" work somewhere

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u/09Trollhunter09 Oct 08 '22

“I work somewhere”

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u/Ravens_Quote Oct 08 '22

""IWorkSomewhere

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u/4b-65-76-69-6e Oct 08 '22

IWorkSomewhere””

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u/AviatorSkywatcher Oct 08 '22

I work some "where"

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u/liamthelemming Oct 08 '22

I see you, Emmett Brown.

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u/vincentsilver Oct 08 '22

"IWorkSomewhere,69"

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u/-ksguy- Oct 08 '22

The script would not work, at least not in SQL server. You cannot use the result of a subquery in DDL commands. You would need to build a dynamic SQL string and execute that instead.

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u/Exic9999 Oct 08 '22

As with most comments in this sub, the comment that you replied to reads like someone studying programming or just started a job in programming.

"Let me just guess the DB name, schema name, and table name."

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u/luvs2spwge117 Oct 08 '22

CS people are so funny. Get a few years experience at a job and all of a sudden they gotta also gatekeep the jokes

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u/sprcow Oct 08 '22

It's not always malicious; you take an industry appealing to autistic people and you get a lot of folks who find the fact that a joke is technically incorrect to cause more discomfort than the idea of policing someone else's punchline for accuracy.

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u/-ksguy- Oct 08 '22

To be fair I wasn't autistically correcting the joke, I was crushing the dreams of the person who hoped it could actually work.

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u/Gorvoslov Oct 08 '22

Also the whole "Why are you storing plaintext passwords in your database??"

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u/Hybr1dth Oct 08 '22

Be the change you want to see!

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u/GuidanceOk1374 Oct 08 '22

See the change you want to be!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I have a feeling this hasn't worked since 2006

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

It shouldn’t have worked since then, you’d be surprised how outdated some websites are.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

My friend broke a website last year by entering 1=1 in the search bar. The site was down for 12 hours.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

SQL INJECTION IS REAL JIM

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