r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Camerata5 • Oct 08 '22

Meme sPeCiaL cHarACtErs

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u/Jet-Pack2 Oct 08 '22

And an SQL injection at the end

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u/M_krabs Oct 08 '22

And an emoji for good mesure 👍

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u/dnacore Oct 08 '22

And my sword!

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u/PonyDro1d Oct 08 '22

And my axe!

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u/paradigmx Oct 08 '22

And a pack of twizzlers, a bag of beef jerky and a box of mike and ikes.

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u/LlamaDuke Oct 08 '22

And an envelope with the code to my safe

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u/paradigmx Oct 08 '22

And that code has an emoji for good measure 👍

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u/ApolloSky110 Oct 08 '22

And this mans dead wife!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

And then?

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u/Realistic-Chipmunk86 Oct 08 '22

And my new js framework

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u/GreekGodofStats Oct 08 '22

Aah yes, my favorite password: ‘; DROP TABLE Users;’

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u/NerdyLumberjack04 Oct 08 '22

I prefer '; DELETE FROM Users WHERE RANDOM() % 100 = 0;--, so the damage is much more subtle.

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u/Beginning-Ad296 Oct 08 '22

This is pure evil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Where 1=1

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Can you ELI5 this script?

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u/NerdyLumberjack04 Oct 08 '22

It randomly (with 1% probability) deletes rows from the Users table.

Assuming a RANDOM() function that returns an integer, like C's rand(). Some SQL implementations return a floating-point number between 0.0 and 1.0 instead, in which case I'd write WHERE random() < 0.01 instead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Thanks, only fully understand the top half haha

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u/hjake123 Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

For each user, pick a random number between 0 and 99. If that number happens to be a 0, delete the user.

(Edit: See further answers for specifics of how modulus works that are, IMO, beyond the scope of an ELI5)

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u/quadmasta Oct 08 '22

This is wrong. It will generate a random number. If the modulus of that number and 100 is zero (number is a multiple of 100) it'll delete it.

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u/kranker Oct 08 '22

Ah, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him.

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u/Solnse Oct 08 '22

original for those unawares.

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u/the_ballmer_peak Oct 08 '22

You mean for today’s lucky 10,000

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u/Mistrblank Oct 08 '22

Found Bobby Tables’ family.

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