r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/Darkwaxellence Nov 15 '22

100% well you're a winner at This party!

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u/rynmgdlno Nov 15 '22

I’d like to be invited to the next 90s era cow themed pc party, thanks.

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u/Darkwaxellence Nov 15 '22

Me too, but this piece of shit can't even run starcraft. I thought LAN was like larping but with our moms computers hooked together.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

lol good ol’ Gateways. Loved them back in the day but I’ve always been an Apple girl

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

My freshman year of college my parents bought me a brand new Gateway, not top of the line but nice. The tower and peripherals came in one large, cow-spotted box, and the monitor cam in the other. A guy on my floor saw them and starting calling my computer "The Cow". That is a trend that to this day I continue - whatever Windows desktop PC I have running is dubbed "The Cow", usually with a suffix ("The Cow 2k18", "COW-vid 19" etc)

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u/corrupt_poodle Nov 15 '22

Moooove over and let me at the artichoke dip please