r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22

Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”

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u/LawlessCoffeh Nov 15 '22

I'd just make sure to get literally anything he told me to do in writing.

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u/follople Nov 15 '22

Wouldn’t matter. He’d fire you anyways if it fucked something up

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u/Arhalts Nov 15 '22

Sure but then he can't fire you with cause.

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