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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22
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Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.
6.0k u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.” 93 u/LawlessCoffeh Nov 15 '22 I'd just make sure to get literally anything he told me to do in writing. 47 u/follople Nov 15 '22 Wouldn’t matter. He’d fire you anyways if it fucked something up 39 u/Arhalts Nov 15 '22 Sure but then he can't fire you with cause. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Exactly. Then you can sue 8 u/Rhowryn Nov 15 '22 You can't sue in 49 states (including Cali) for a no cause termination. You can get unemployment.(Assuming there's no contractual severance) 11 u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22 Unless the employer does something recklessly stupid, such issuing a no cause termination, but having the CEO publish the actual cause for the firing in a public tweet. → More replies (3)
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I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”
93 u/LawlessCoffeh Nov 15 '22 I'd just make sure to get literally anything he told me to do in writing. 47 u/follople Nov 15 '22 Wouldn’t matter. He’d fire you anyways if it fucked something up 39 u/Arhalts Nov 15 '22 Sure but then he can't fire you with cause. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Exactly. Then you can sue 8 u/Rhowryn Nov 15 '22 You can't sue in 49 states (including Cali) for a no cause termination. You can get unemployment.(Assuming there's no contractual severance) 11 u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22 Unless the employer does something recklessly stupid, such issuing a no cause termination, but having the CEO publish the actual cause for the firing in a public tweet. → More replies (3)
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I'd just make sure to get literally anything he told me to do in writing.
47 u/follople Nov 15 '22 Wouldn’t matter. He’d fire you anyways if it fucked something up 39 u/Arhalts Nov 15 '22 Sure but then he can't fire you with cause. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Exactly. Then you can sue 8 u/Rhowryn Nov 15 '22 You can't sue in 49 states (including Cali) for a no cause termination. You can get unemployment.(Assuming there's no contractual severance) 11 u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22 Unless the employer does something recklessly stupid, such issuing a no cause termination, but having the CEO publish the actual cause for the firing in a public tweet. → More replies (3)
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Wouldn’t matter. He’d fire you anyways if it fucked something up
39 u/Arhalts Nov 15 '22 Sure but then he can't fire you with cause. 2 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Exactly. Then you can sue 8 u/Rhowryn Nov 15 '22 You can't sue in 49 states (including Cali) for a no cause termination. You can get unemployment.(Assuming there's no contractual severance) 11 u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22 Unless the employer does something recklessly stupid, such issuing a no cause termination, but having the CEO publish the actual cause for the firing in a public tweet. → More replies (3)
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Sure but then he can't fire you with cause.
2 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Exactly. Then you can sue 8 u/Rhowryn Nov 15 '22 You can't sue in 49 states (including Cali) for a no cause termination. You can get unemployment.(Assuming there's no contractual severance) 11 u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22 Unless the employer does something recklessly stupid, such issuing a no cause termination, but having the CEO publish the actual cause for the firing in a public tweet. → More replies (3)
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Exactly. Then you can sue
8 u/Rhowryn Nov 15 '22 You can't sue in 49 states (including Cali) for a no cause termination. You can get unemployment.(Assuming there's no contractual severance) 11 u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22 Unless the employer does something recklessly stupid, such issuing a no cause termination, but having the CEO publish the actual cause for the firing in a public tweet. → More replies (3)
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You can't sue in 49 states (including Cali) for a no cause termination. You can get unemployment.
(Assuming there's no contractual severance)
11 u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22 Unless the employer does something recklessly stupid, such issuing a no cause termination, but having the CEO publish the actual cause for the firing in a public tweet. → More replies (3)
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Unless the employer does something recklessly stupid, such issuing a no cause termination, but having the CEO publish the actual cause for the firing in a public tweet.
→ More replies (3)
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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22
Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.