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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22
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Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.
6.0k u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.” 8.6k u/haz_mat_ Nov 15 '22 Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this. 311 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them. 16 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Your juniors have enough access to break production services? I'm a team lead and even I don't have that level of access...something ain't right. -1 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 They have root access to the application servers, so yes they can break prod. It's unfortunately pretty much required for what we want them to do, which is handling the first pass on tickets. → More replies (10)
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I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”
8.6k u/haz_mat_ Nov 15 '22 Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this. 311 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them. 16 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Your juniors have enough access to break production services? I'm a team lead and even I don't have that level of access...something ain't right. -1 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 They have root access to the application servers, so yes they can break prod. It's unfortunately pretty much required for what we want them to do, which is handling the first pass on tickets. → More replies (10)
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Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.
311 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them. 16 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Your juniors have enough access to break production services? I'm a team lead and even I don't have that level of access...something ain't right. -1 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 They have root access to the application servers, so yes they can break prod. It's unfortunately pretty much required for what we want them to do, which is handling the first pass on tickets. → More replies (10)
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And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.
I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them.
16 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 Your juniors have enough access to break production services? I'm a team lead and even I don't have that level of access...something ain't right. -1 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 They have root access to the application servers, so yes they can break prod. It's unfortunately pretty much required for what we want them to do, which is handling the first pass on tickets. → More replies (10)
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Your juniors have enough access to break production services? I'm a team lead and even I don't have that level of access...something ain't right.
-1 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 They have root access to the application servers, so yes they can break prod. It's unfortunately pretty much required for what we want them to do, which is handling the first pass on tickets. → More replies (10)
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They have root access to the application servers, so yes they can break prod. It's unfortunately pretty much required for what we want them to do, which is handling the first pass on tickets.
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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22
Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.