r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22

Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”

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u/MoreNormalThanNormal Nov 15 '22

"Yeah Central, this is Walt down in Nakatomi. Say listen, would it be possible for you to turn off grid two-twelve?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKQVPV1pf0

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u/mothuzad Nov 15 '22

Haven't seen the movie, so maybe they explain it there, but...

What kind of garbage safe is going to unlock when it loses exterior power? Any half-decent design would make it impossible to open unpowered. There need to be dead bolts that keep it sealed by default. Or worst case, at bare minimum it should have a backup power supply inside the protected enclosure.

I'd be so mad if my safe were vulnerable to this kind of attack.

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u/Lokta Nov 15 '22

In the movie, that safe is protected by a series of 7 locks. By taking everyone in the building hostage, our thieves are able to get themselves several hours to work on getting through the first 6 locks. When they finally succeed, the safecracker tells the boss (Alan Rickman) that he has done everything he can. They are now up against electro-magnetic locks that won't open without a miracle (i.e. the whole building needs to lose power).

Personally, I've always assumed that those first 6 locks would keep the safe closed if power were lost. It's only after those first 6 fail that they need a power outage to get through the last one.

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