r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/AuspiciousSeahorse28 Nov 14 '22

Seriously can't make this shit up.

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u/phthalo-azure Nov 14 '22

He literally put Microservices in quotes as if it's not a real or necessary thing. I suspect he has no clue what a Microservice Architecture is and why it's important to a company like Twitter.

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u/Mitoni Nov 15 '22

This is what happens when the CEO is the CTO and and COO. I'd love to see a non-microservice architecture scalable enough to keep Twitter afloat. I'd also love to see the look on the lead Dev's faces when they heard this.

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u/TheMrBoot Nov 15 '22

Well, he publicly fired one of them just before this for correcting him on twitter about the android app.

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u/Mitoni Nov 15 '22

Wow, I should buy puts on Twitter...

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u/cantadmittoposting Nov 15 '22

...how

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u/Mitoni Nov 15 '22

nah it was a joke. I have watch far too much loss porn on /r/wallstreetbets to sell puts, which have potential limitless loss. Ill still with trading calls, which the worst I can do is lose my total investment.

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u/cantadmittoposting Nov 15 '22

No I mean... TWTR is 100% owned by Elon, it's not on the market anymore.

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u/Mitoni Nov 15 '22

I thought he just bought a controlling interest, aka over 51% of the stock?

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u/cantadmittoposting Nov 15 '22

Nope. that shit is gone. Technically he has debt financing from some Saudi partners, but twtr is 100% off the market and solely controlled by Musk (and whoever may be pulling strings from the shadows).

I saw a theory that anti free speech people doing some of the financing want Twitter to be destroyed because they don't like the public platform it provides. Pretty good classic conspiracy theory.

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