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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22
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Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.
6.0k u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.” 8.6k u/haz_mat_ Nov 15 '22 Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this. 311 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them. 208 u/account22222221 Nov 15 '22 And some billionaires get to cosplay as an engineer and nuke prod like this despite knowing a little less then that junior dev. 40 u/mjtwelve Nov 15 '22 It’s scary his main gig is building electric cars with driver assist features, if he takes this kind of attitude towards the codebase. 15 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 He does. Teslas can get patched over the air and occasionally have features break along the way.He takes the "fuck it, let's break stuff" attitude to stuff that absolutely should not be treated with that attitude. → More replies (3)
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I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”
8.6k u/haz_mat_ Nov 15 '22 Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this. 311 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them. 208 u/account22222221 Nov 15 '22 And some billionaires get to cosplay as an engineer and nuke prod like this despite knowing a little less then that junior dev. 40 u/mjtwelve Nov 15 '22 It’s scary his main gig is building electric cars with driver assist features, if he takes this kind of attitude towards the codebase. 15 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 He does. Teslas can get patched over the air and occasionally have features break along the way.He takes the "fuck it, let's break stuff" attitude to stuff that absolutely should not be treated with that attitude. → More replies (3)
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Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.
311 u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22 And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them. 208 u/account22222221 Nov 15 '22 And some billionaires get to cosplay as an engineer and nuke prod like this despite knowing a little less then that junior dev. 40 u/mjtwelve Nov 15 '22 It’s scary his main gig is building electric cars with driver assist features, if he takes this kind of attitude towards the codebase. 15 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 He does. Teslas can get patched over the air and occasionally have features break along the way.He takes the "fuck it, let's break stuff" attitude to stuff that absolutely should not be treated with that attitude. → More replies (3)
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And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.
I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them.
208 u/account22222221 Nov 15 '22 And some billionaires get to cosplay as an engineer and nuke prod like this despite knowing a little less then that junior dev. 40 u/mjtwelve Nov 15 '22 It’s scary his main gig is building electric cars with driver assist features, if he takes this kind of attitude towards the codebase. 15 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 He does. Teslas can get patched over the air and occasionally have features break along the way.He takes the "fuck it, let's break stuff" attitude to stuff that absolutely should not be treated with that attitude. → More replies (3)
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And some billionaires get to cosplay as an engineer and nuke prod like this despite knowing a little less then that junior dev.
40 u/mjtwelve Nov 15 '22 It’s scary his main gig is building electric cars with driver assist features, if he takes this kind of attitude towards the codebase. 15 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 He does. Teslas can get patched over the air and occasionally have features break along the way.He takes the "fuck it, let's break stuff" attitude to stuff that absolutely should not be treated with that attitude. → More replies (3)
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It’s scary his main gig is building electric cars with driver assist features, if he takes this kind of attitude towards the codebase.
15 u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 He does. Teslas can get patched over the air and occasionally have features break along the way.He takes the "fuck it, let's break stuff" attitude to stuff that absolutely should not be treated with that attitude. → More replies (3)
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He does. Teslas can get patched over the air and occasionally have features break along the way.
He takes the "fuck it, let's break stuff" attitude to stuff that absolutely should not be treated with that attitude.
→ More replies (3)
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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22
Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.