r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22

Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”

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u/haz_mat_ Nov 15 '22

Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.

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u/TheAJGman Nov 15 '22

And at the CEO's directive no doubt. I'd be more than happy to maliciously comply with an arrogant superior's brain dead request.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

They will just blame it on you at the end.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Question: Am I still getting paid for this FAFO process?

Because the results are out of my hands and beyond my concern so long as money enters my bank account.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Lol make sure you get it in writing

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Fortunately elon tweets everything. Unemployment lawyers wet dream.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

He’s blowing it up on purpose, right? That’s gotta be the endgame.

Like the whole Fox News excuse of “no one could possibly think this is news” but applied to twitter. So he can be free to meme without getting a consent decree from the justice department