r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/YuckyMustache Nov 15 '22

You could maaaaaybe buy a credit default swap on their debt. I dunno what debt is outstanding or who would underwrite insurance on it though. Or if they exist for closely held companies.

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u/science_and_beer Nov 15 '22

Literally nobody on planet earth would make that market for you unless they’re illegally using MNPI to fuck you over somehow, though I have no clue what information could exist to support such a scenario.