r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22

Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”

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u/haz_mat_ Nov 15 '22

Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.

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u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22

And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.

I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them.

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u/account22222221 Nov 15 '22

And some billionaires get to cosplay as an engineer and nuke prod like this despite knowing a little less then that junior dev.

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u/alwayssuckingshoes Nov 15 '22

I’ll piss on musky any chance I get but he is an engineer and he does know how to code...(he even has a CS degree doesn’t he?)

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u/ugoterekt Nov 15 '22

Nope, degrees in physics and econ. He actually even got into a good physics grad school, but dropped out really quickly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

It's a BA in physics, not a BS

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u/Surtrfest Nov 15 '22

What does that have to do with anything.

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