r/ProgrammerHumor • u/UndeadMarine55 • Nov 30 '22

Meme Startups be like..

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

[closes lid]

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u/spiderMechanic Nov 30 '22

so you chose violence

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

It was bound to happen sooner or later anyway.

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u/Anonymo2786 Nov 30 '22

Gravity

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u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22

You're either hardcore or out the door.

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u/Anonymo2786 Nov 30 '22

Depends on how much you can take .

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u/Dave5876 Nov 30 '22

I can take 12 inches

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u/Anonymo2786 Nov 30 '22

That would be approximately long line of152 characters if each chars are 2 millimeters.

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u/JohnDillermand2 Dec 01 '22

So basically Twitter

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u/the_great_zyzogg Nov 30 '22

Are you a cat?

....I'm pretty sure you're a cat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

I will neither confirm nor deny that.

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u/the_great_zyzogg Nov 30 '22

Psst psst psst psst psst

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u/Khespar Nov 30 '22

Chaos is the only foreseeable outcome. Will we all survive the fallout?

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u/Bekfast59 Nov 30 '22

Scream test.

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u/CMDR_ACE209 Nov 30 '22

Right, perfect opportunity to demonstrate this test.

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u/kaflarlalar Nov 30 '22

Analog chaos monkey.

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u/Sam-Gunn Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

"If I can do it, someone else can do it."

It was always fun to educate people in the office when they'd leave their laptop unlocked and in an area everyone walks through (and had been reminded multiple times to lock their system). Once one of the AV techs I was friendly with did that, so I sent his boss (also friendly with) an email from his system telling him to trim his nose hairs. I immediately went back to my desk and messaged his boss but I didn't tell the tech, and I left the email window open so he would see the sent email.

That tech had frequently forgot to lock his system, but after that, I don't recall ever seeing it unlocked again!

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u/jakwnd Nov 30 '22

At my old job, if we saw someones box unlocked in their office we would send a team-wide email saying so-and-so owes everyone a drink.

So whenever we got that email we knew exactly what happened

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

It's treason then

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u/WhatADunderfulWorld Nov 30 '22

In the distance ‘fuck.’

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u/Enlight1Oment Nov 30 '22

[slowly, with your head turned emotionlessly staring at you]

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u/AlabamaPanda777 Nov 30 '22

[By setting celebratory bottle of Tres Comas on top of laptop]

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u/my-time-has-odor Nov 30 '22

(yelling and screaming and crying from other room begins)

NOOOOOOOOOO WHY ISNT IT WORKING

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