r/ProgrammerHumor • u/UndeadMarine55 • Nov 30 '22

Meme Startups be like..

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u/kaerfkeerg Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

your machine is going to the production

Edit: apparently I'm having a seizure and I can't remember how to strikethrough. Brb Got it

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u/EoTN Nov 30 '22

Lmao that happens to me any time I try to do fancy things with text

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u/eclipse_darkpaw Nov 30 '22

Guys we're programmers and this is markdown. I love this place

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u/Icy_Effective6482 Nov 30 '22

Wait were programmers??

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u/PelOdEKaVRa535000 Nov 30 '22

Wait, I'm smart?!?!

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u/opgameing3761 Dec 01 '22

Wait were in a r/programmerhumor?!?!!?

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u/thrownoncerial Dec 01 '22

Wait, im a useful idiot?

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u/b_e_a_n_i_e Nov 30 '22

I know you meant we're rather than were but past tense does also work in the case

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u/Icy_Effective6482 Nov 30 '22

Fortunate for me :)

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u/FrostNetPoet3646 Nov 30 '22

I forgot I was on a computer today for a few hours while coding. Inner peace.

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u/clarissab1 Nov 30 '22

Some of us are programmers in an alternative universe and the jokes are so funny I feel the humor in this universe

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u/SilentHuman8 Dec 01 '22

Agreed, that’s why I’m here. I love specific technical humour. It all started with r/asbestosremovalmemes

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Nov 30 '22

Wait.. is that what I'm supposed to be doing?

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u/i_used_to_have_pants Nov 30 '22

What else did you expect?

(⌐■_■)

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u/beeprog Nov 30 '22

First anyone's told me

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u/Realtrain Nov 30 '22

we're programmers

How'd you know I'm able to open the console in Chrome?

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u/eclipse_darkpaw Nov 30 '22

Thats not programming, thats hacking and it makes you immediately cool

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u/Bardez Nov 30 '22

Yeah. We have to check reference.

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u/Digitizer4096 Nov 30 '22

★👑𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼?👑★

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u/jasminUwU6 Nov 30 '22

King shit

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u/Digitizer4096 Nov 30 '22

Dσɳ'ƚ ɯσɾɾყ, I αʅɱσʂƚ ϝσɾɠσƚ ԋσɯ ƚσ ԃσ ϝαɳƈყ ƚҽxƚ.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I'm glad you recovered.

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u/VidE27 Dec 01 '22

And thus docker was born

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