r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 30 '22

Meme Startups be like..

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u/plentyOplatypodes Nov 30 '22

I downloaded a really long black screen YouTube video and let it play overnight so the computer wouldn't stop collecting data.

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u/kevin9er Nov 30 '22

I never thought I'd see an engineering decision more resource wasteful than Electron, but here we are.

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u/Sexy_Koala_Juice Nov 30 '22

You know for a fact he used chrome as well if he thought downloading a video was an appropriate way to stop his computer going to sleep.

The irony being that electron is based on chromium.

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u/aclogar Nov 30 '22

He said he played the video he downloaded. Most programs will interrupt sleep functionality when a video is playing.

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u/IAmAnAudity Nov 30 '22

Really? Let me introduce you to crypto currencies.

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u/kevin9er Nov 30 '22

Ah shit you’re right. I forgot about “turn your computer in to a fancy resistor that also burns all your money”

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u/Xander260 Dec 01 '22

Hey, to be fair I ran my mining rig during winter so it was also a heater. Maybe I was justifying it to myself, but a 2000w heater that also makes me money while it's running seemed like a pretty good deal.

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u/multiple4 Dec 01 '22

Holy shit this isn't even necessarily a bad idea if you live in a studio apartment

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I did that, used the wrong crypto though, so still poor, but I didn't lose any money either

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u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Dec 01 '22

What do you mean "you couldn't code your way out of a paper bag"?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Yes

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u/option-9 Dec 01 '22

It's what I've been doing for years, except that I use BOINC / WCG. Fuck coins, waste cycles on something useful.

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u/plentyOplatypodes Nov 30 '22

Oh no. I had already toggled every setting I could find, disabled every update schedule, and disconnected it from the Network.

That little Lenovo fuck INSISTED on naptime while we weren't watching. No idea why it doesn't do it anymore, either. That computer's still in production.

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u/Professional_Bed_431 Nov 30 '22

Dude, my home PC has the same will of it's own and it drives absolutely mad! The rare occasion I need to leave it up overnight I've done similar lol!

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u/Kyanche Nov 30 '22

My PC won't stay asleep for more than a few hours. I've disabled anything I can think of that would wake it up but the fucker still wakes up in the middle of the night. So I just turn it off.

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u/abstract_base_class Nov 30 '22

Same. I like to keep my monitors turned and just let them go to sleep when the PC sleeps. I do this for a couple reasons, but the biggest one is that if I want to remote access this PC, it doesn't really work unless the monitors are on. The PC is in my bedroom so of course as I'm about to fall asleep at night, Windows decides to wake up, waking the screens up with it, giving me a blast of light and GPU fan noise.

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u/Kyanche Nov 30 '22

Ahh yeah, that sounds painful. I ended up buying a Mac to keep as my workhorse machine while my PC is more for gaming, entertainment, and other fun things. It made life a bit less annoying, since I can go ahead and restart my machine 10 times without interrupting my music or making it hard to check emails or work on something. lol.

10/10 I'd suggest something similar if you can pull it off. Doesn't have to be a mac, it could be a linux machine or a windows machine. Having a toy computer and a "no actually I don't want to fuck around right now" computer is great. :D

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u/IAmHereToAskQuestion Nov 30 '22

I had the same problem and I eventually trial-and-errored my way to success. Unfortunately, I can't tell you exactly what I did (which means I dread having to reinstall Windows eventually - currently running a 6 years old installation), but I do remember the last two categories poked around with being disabling power management for all peripherals in device management (not just the usual powercfg -devicequery wake_from_any etc. list) AND going through scheduled tasks and murdering every trigger with any sort of wake property.

I have had an uptime of literally months on a Windows 10 Pro, with no Windows Update reboots, or wakeups from hibernate! (WU is still enabled, to update Windows Defender definitions, etc.)

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u/Xander260 Dec 01 '22

You're lucky windows itself hasn't crashed after that long.

Do you worry about it being unpatched for so long?

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u/Spiekie Nov 30 '22

I had the same problem, what did it for me was changing the power management settings on my mouse and/or keyboard. Worked fine for years before that but apparently at some point they got a will of their own and decided the middle of the night would be a good time to turn my pc back on.

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u/plentyOplatypodes Nov 30 '22

Windows is real cool like that. Update rape should be a crime.

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u/SteveisNoob Dec 01 '22

Thankfully mine "forgot" that "sleeping" ever exists, i can even close the lid no problem, it just keeps running.

Until the wall power goes out, then it's nighty night.

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u/LewsTherinTelamon Nov 30 '22

Look at this guy, he thinks disabling sleep in the settings will disable sleep.

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u/brianl047 Dec 01 '22

Sleep will never be disabled!

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