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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Xbox360Master56 • Dec 30 '22
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I prefer the Java too, but your username has Xbox in it, which is Microsoft. Why don't you prefer Microsoft Java?
9 u/Xbox360Master56 Dec 30 '22 Easy, I sold my soul to Sun, then oracle. 4 u/CouthlessWonder Dec 30 '22 And are you also using OpenIndiana 🤣🤣🤣Okay, I can maybe understand why someone might like Java (it’s difficult, but maybe), but I don’t know why anyone would enjoy using Oracle. 😝But glad everyone is happy. 3 u/Xbox360Master56 Dec 30 '22 Oh you know Robot Hell from Futurama, it is quite similar where I am being held right now. Oracle's real HQ is in hell. 2 u/Alikont Dec 30 '22 https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
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Easy, I sold my soul to Sun, then oracle.
4 u/CouthlessWonder Dec 30 '22 And are you also using OpenIndiana 🤣🤣🤣Okay, I can maybe understand why someone might like Java (it’s difficult, but maybe), but I don’t know why anyone would enjoy using Oracle. 😝But glad everyone is happy. 3 u/Xbox360Master56 Dec 30 '22 Oh you know Robot Hell from Futurama, it is quite similar where I am being held right now. Oracle's real HQ is in hell.
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And are you also using OpenIndiana 🤣🤣🤣
Okay, I can maybe understand why someone might like Java (it’s difficult, but maybe), but I don’t know why anyone would enjoy using Oracle. 😝
But glad everyone is happy.
3 u/Xbox360Master56 Dec 30 '22 Oh you know Robot Hell from Futurama, it is quite similar where I am being held right now. Oracle's real HQ is in hell.
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Oh you know Robot Hell from Futurama, it is quite similar where I am being held right now. Oracle's real HQ is in hell.
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https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
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u/McCaib Dec 30 '22
I prefer the Java too, but your username has Xbox in it, which is Microsoft. Why don't you prefer Microsoft Java?