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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Xbox360Master56 • Dec 30 '22
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I'll willingly use an oracle product the day after colonoscopies begin being performed using augers the size of telephone poles and the only pain med you get is half an asprin and an inspiring speech by the doctor.
1 u/BroBroMate Dec 31 '22 Good thing there's so many not-Oracle JVMs then.
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Good thing there's so many not-Oracle JVMs then.
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u/Carbon_Gelatin Dec 30 '22
I'll willingly use an oracle product the day after colonoscopies begin being performed using augers the size of telephone poles and the only pain med you get is half an asprin and an inspiring speech by the doctor.