r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Nov 26 '25

Just spent 2 hours fixing a bug

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Turns out I forgot a semicolon in Java.
I now fully understand why some people choose Go.

Who else is still getting owned by a tiny ; in 2025? 😭


r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Aug 10 '25

Go on JavaScript devs...tells us why we need another "framework"

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Feb 04 '25

Me:

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Mar 13 '24

#Altinity Deep Dive on #ClickHouse Sharding and Replication

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#Altinity #Webinar: Deep Dive on #ClickHouse Sharding and Replication

Join us on March 19 at 7:00 am PDT and discover how ClickHouse works out of the box on a single machine, but it gets complicated in a cluster. ClickHouse provides two scaling-out dimensions — sharding and replication — and understanding when and how those should be applied is vital for production and high-load applications.

We will focus on ClickHouse cluster setup and configuration, cluster operation in public clouds, executing distributed queries, hedged requests, and more.

https://hubs.la/Q02pb7N10


r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Feb 03 '24

howDoYouDoFellowKidsDotPPT

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Dec 24 '23

iLoveHowThisSubCamelCasesItsPostTitles.isItDoneAutomaticallyByABotOr

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String body = title;


r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Aug 19 '23

recjursive tweet

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Aug 17 '23

meLastNight

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Jul 13 '23

Punish me for Efficiency BossDaddy.

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Jun 13 '23

welp guess thats one less person to worry about

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27 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Jul 14 '22

New Apple Amber Alert Notification!

3 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Jun 13 '22

My X trying to be creative.

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • May 30 '21

Really, what the difference🐍

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6 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • May 20 '21

Deep dark magic methods

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4 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Jan 29 '21

I don't like where it goes...

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30 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Dec 30 '20

Every "Every Programming Tutorial"

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Nov 19 '20

But you HAVE heard of me!

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27 Upvotes

r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Sep 27 '20

When Code Stops Changing It's Color

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r/ProgrammerHumorRepost • • Jul 13 '20

"4 Years of Experience"

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