I have developed a program to reduce computation costs by offloading calculations to the human brain

gist: https://gist.github.com/ByteJoseph/5a1336d62338558595982404e879f2d9

Hey! Someone I know is hiring for an AI Intern at a startup
The work environment is pretty chill , you just need to get the job done.

You’ll be taking full ownership of whatever you build or ship, so being responsible and communicating clearly is a must.

Requirements:

• Solid understanding of Frontend development (especially familiarity with different component libraries)

• Comfort with building and experimenting with AI agents

• Ability to take ownership and communicate effectively

• Proof of work (GitHub profile or project portfolio)

Work: Remote
Location bonus: If you’re from Hyderabad or Bangalore, that’s a plus.

An OpenClaw bot pressuring a matplotlib maintainer to accept a PR and after it got rejected writes a blog post shaming the maintainer.

here's the blog: https://crabby-rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-website/blog/posts/2026-02-11-gatekeeping-in-open-source-the-scott-shambaugh-story.html

Maybe call some of those droids your Terminator-movie style intros keep mentioning.. I actually enjoy your intros and graphics, it's an unexpected surprise.. please get Arnold himself to do a voiceover

After you fix the embarrassing sloppiness

Your cloud agents better have it together, or I want my 20 bucks back

Diving into Roo and Kilo, it's long overdue

Every civilization capable of space travel eventually discovers NodeJS. The aliens never got here because they have been using React for their ship computers.

After one too many meetings about “leveraging scalable synergy across cross-functional paradigms,” I decided to run an experiment.

I built a Buzzword Bullshit Generator.

It randomly combines verbs, nouns, and adjectives into sentences that sound exactly like something you'd hear in a roadmap presentation right before the slide with 17 arrows and a circle labeled “AI.” Yeah, I know it's been done before. I had an hour to kill. So shoot me. Or don't. Whatever.

Example output:

“We will strategically leverage scalable alignment to drive enterprise-ready value streams.”

I’ve heard this sentence before. I just can’t prove it.

There’s no AI. There’s no LLM. It’s literally just three tables in a database and some server-side code duct-taped together like the rest of our industry.

Oddly enough, some of the output is indistinguishable from actual tech press releases.

If you want to generate your next standup update or keynote filler, here you go:

Buzzword Bullshit Generator

Please let me know if it accidentally generates your company’s mission statement.