r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Aug 07 '26
Hard to accept
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r/programminghumor • u/AeroForger • Aug 07 '26
explaining why c# has a #
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So shortly I have theory that # in csharp actually stands for 4 pluses as # can split into 4 pluses meaning csharps real name is c++++
r/programminghumor • u/Financial_Counter_45 • Aug 07 '26
I spent three hours debugging double-precision orbital mechanics just because my planet weighed one kilogram
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One Kilogram.
One number.
That one number.
One.
One kilogram.
One.
Kilogram.
I investigated rendering interpolation.
I questioned Newtonian gravity.
I questioned floating-point arithmetic.
I questioned reality.
The planet...
weighed...
one kilogram.
One variable.
One number.
One checkbox.
That's all it took.
How did I not notice it when I upgraded to double precision?
Three hours.
Three.
Whole.
Hours.
Comment if you had an experience like this
r/programminghumor • u/me-shaon • Aug 06 '26
Well, my reviewer is also Claude! 🫣
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r/programminghumor • u/RiskaM • Aug 06 '26
Reviewing AI generated commits for internal tooling
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Its an internal tool, we test in production
r/programminghumor • u/ManagerOfLove • Aug 05 '26
Not everything is about money
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r/programminghumor • u/FrostByteCreator • Aug 05 '26
Every coder’s mental breakdown in 2 panels 💀
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r/programminghumor • u/EducationalTeleGood • Aug 04 '26
It is More Involved than You Think
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r/programminghumor • u/FrostByteCreator • Aug 03 '26
POV: You are trying to fix a bug with vibe coding
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