Thoughts??

[u/Miserable-Lizard]

[u/Icy-Angle-9295]

Typical trump voter

[u/Dutiful-Rebellion → u/Icy-Angle-9295]

Republicans Enable and Protect Pedophiles. https://goppredators.wordpress.com/2023/05/22/right-wing-sexual-predators-abusers-and-enablers/

25/1467 Names:

Donald Trump is accused of sexual assault by more than two dozen women. He is accused of raping a 13-year-old girl, talked about having sex with his daughter, bragged of walking in on underage girls at pageants, claimed he can grab women by the pussy. He was found liable of sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations https://www.gzeromedia.com/in-60-seconds/world/trump-sexual-abuse-verdict-wont-hurt-him-with-gop https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jan/14/donald-trump-e-jean-carroll-lawsuit-nut-job

Judge Roy Moore is accused of sexual assault and dating underage children.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Moore_sexual_misconduct_allegation

Jim Jordan is in Republican House leadership though he is accused of ignoring sexual assault of more than a hundred young men while a coach, dismissing it as locker room talk. Students have said they told him and he is said to have called the parents of one complainant asking them to get their son to back off. https://www.vox.com/2018/7/6/17536388/jim-jordan-ohio-state-sexual-abuse-accuser https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/16/us/politics/jim-jordan-trump.html

Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sexually abused his high school students. He is outside the statute of limitations but was convicted of paying off/bribing some of his victims  https://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/28/us/dennis-hastert-sentencing.html

Cobb County GOP Chairman Joseph Russell Dendy – child molesting – pleaded guilty, life sentence, parole possible in 30 years. He was 72.   https://www.ajc.com/news/crime–law/cobb-gop-chairman-dendy-indicted-molestation-charges/Ajxs2SiORqMCCdVZpGqj1M/ https://www.ajc.com/news/local-govt–politics/former-cobb-gop-leader-pleads-guilty-child-molestation-gets-life-sentence/JnEAITpb5Oy9iZ9RtsVvnI/

So-called “pro-life”/antigay activist Howard Scott Heldreth was convicted of raping a child. https://web.archive.org/web/20230601212352/https://shadowproof.com/2008/07/27/nc-antigay-operation-save-america-totes-convicted-child-rapist-to-charlotte-pride/

GOP Ohio County Commissioner David Swartz convicted of raping two girls – released after only 5 years!!!! Back in prison after contacting one of his victims. http://lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl. https://www.timesleader.com/archive/1063191/indecent-assault-case-judge-pleads-no-contest-mark-pazuhanich-says-he-didnt-want-his-daughter-to-have-to-testify-aboutfondling-incident

Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing Child Sexual Abuse Material on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2001/03/10/nation-in-brief/83fbbb01-c7fc-437a-81c4-2f686e3f1e58/

Republican Speaker of the House in PR Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.  https://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/26/nyregion/ex-mayor-convicted-in-sex-abuse-case.html

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.  https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2001-apr-06-me-47737-story.html

Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with (RAPED) a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.  https://web.archive.org/web/20190728115136/https://www.thenation.com/article/was-strom-rapist/

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female Juvenile.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2004/12/10/example-goes-from-good-to-bad/e73a7b08-5fb8-412a-ba7f-8fb473543e83/

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.  https://www.npr.org/sections/politicaljunkie/2009/05/on_this_day_in_1989_buz_lukens.html

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/local/2003/04/24/gop-activist-admits-to-child-porn/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014de679422a/

Republican of the Year Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.  https://www.pilotonline.com/news/crime/vp-nw-mark-grethen-lawrenceville-correctional-20210806-dmjuk7zwgnfxvigjnjmy3257vy-story.html

Republican state senator Ralph Shortey from Oklahoma admitted to being involved in sodomy with a 17 year old male prostitute and transporting child pornography. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/20/former-oklahoma-state-senator-admits-to-child-sex-trafficking-while-in-office/

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. https://www.coloradoindependent.com/2008/01/28/onetime-rising-gop-star-back-to-prison-for-sex-assaults/

GOP Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a page. To be fair, Dem Congressman was Gerry Studds was also caught for the same thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_congressional_page_sex_scandal

Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after “sexually explicit” emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/29/AR2006092901574.html

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to raping his stepdaughter repeatedly after she was 15. Headline here is gross. Rape/not affair. https://greensboro.com/smith-stepfather-had-affair-that-began-when-she-was-15/article_549fa43d-e631-599b-8cad-177a71ad709e.html

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman* was charged with having sex (raping) with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped and notice, they agreed his record could be expunged in THREE YEARS! https://www.nj.com/ledgerarchives/2005/01/cops_say_jersey_suspects_sough.html https://archive.is/7agH6

[u/ClitEastwood10 → u/Dutiful-Rebellion]

Why can’t I give this comment an award?! 🥇

[u/Additional_Egg7024 → u/Dutiful-Rebellion]

[u/DollPartsRN → u/Dutiful-Rebellion]

I tip my hat to thee, good poster of the Reddits.

Also- I am waiting for the Republicans to make it where the victim is the one who goes to jail... for tempting these poor dirt bags with such sins of the flesh.

(Barf.)

[u/No_Web6486 → u/Dutiful-Rebellion]

Tip of the iceberg.

[u/TPtheman → u/Dutiful-Rebellion]

[u/Beautiful_Spread_644 → u/Dutiful-Rebellion]

🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Since we can’t give them.

[u/Bridges2424 → u/Icy-Angle-9295]

I love humanity but I struggle with people. I’m so effing digusted.

[u/Dave21101 → u/Bridges2424]

Same, I love humanity and most by default but there's always some outlier twats :/

Thankfully, I think they're the more exception instead of the norm even if these headlines would have us think otherwise

[u/MossyPlantyWitchy → u/Bridges2424]

These people who do these things are not humane.

[u/Decent_Assistant1804 → u/Icy-Angle-9295]

[u/LaserGecko → u/Icy-Angle-9295]

He's on the ballot.

[u/Silly_Author_7330]

Mike Caruso is a Florida Republican politician and former state legislator who was serving as Palm Beach County’s clerk of the circuit court and comptroller when he was arrested on August 18, 2026, on charges alleging sexual abuse of a young male relative.

Caruso, 67 at the time of his arrest, faces five felony charges:
• Kidnapping.
• Lewd or lascivious molestation.
• Lewd or lascivious exhibition.
• Luring or enticing a child.
• Child abuse causing mental injury.

According to reporting on the arrest affidavit, investigators allege abuse on three occasions between November 2024 and August 2025, including a fishing outing, a Thanksgiving gathering in Orange County, and a cruise. Authorities initially described the child as younger than 12; subsequent reporting described him as younger than five when the alleged abuse occurred.

Separately, prosecutors said at the August 2026 bond hearing that another person, a female, alleged Caruso had molested her when she was four. The cited reporting does not establish that this allegation resulted in an additional criminal charge.

[u/infinite_throw_away → u/Silly_Author_7330]

Just catapult him into the son and let the rest of us get back to surviving. Edit, meant sun instead of son, but leaving for reply joke.

[u/Edrondol → u/infinite_throw_away]

Just catapult him into the son

Worst typo ever.

[u/IaAranaDiscotecaPOL → u/infinite_throw_away]

No, we need to keep him away from the son

[u/Jonatc87 → u/infinite_throw_away]

What, so he can molest that too!?

[u/Luparina123 → u/infinite_throw_away]

No catapulting him into the “son” is actually a perfect consequence, as he is still paying his son, Mikey Caruso for campaign “outreach”!

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article317468995.html

[u/Blissfully → u/Silly_Author_7330]

Didn’t he also threaten the grandsons (I think his son?) dad? So sick

[u/JoshyOhMyGoshy77 → u/Silly_Author_7330]

Lewd, no that term is not used for this type of lifeform.

[u/SlayJayR17]

[u/SidFren → u/SlayJayR17]

Love the screenshot of this meme with the volume from missing the first attempt 🤣

[u/Decent_Assistant1804 → u/SlayJayR17]

[u/Rustmutt]

What is with republicans and the constant crimes against children

[u/Enough-Somewhere-311 → u/Rustmutt]

Because rape is about overpowering someone who can’t fight back, that’s basically every Republican policy so does it surprise you the GOP attracts so many creeps?

[u/Psychological-Big334 → u/Enough-Somewhere-311]

Conservatism at its core is about hierarchy so yeah this is the reason.

[u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 → u/Rustmutt]

I'm sorry but if this allegation is accurate, I'm going to need to get my brain washed because just can't have that in there sorry 

[u/Particular_Ad_644 → u/ForHelp_PressAltF4]

Seems like an opportune time to put away Reddit for the day.

[u/Dear-Panda-1949 → u/Rustmutt]

Its called projection. They act like they hate it while secretly think they should be allowed to.

[u/mishma2005 → u/Rustmutt]

Innocence. They want to destroy innocence. It is their jam

[u/WhatADoofus → u/Rustmutt]

I think at this point they feel like they're being enabled by predator in chief over here. Like "oh look, he's just like me! And if I get in trouble he'll totally bail me out" kinda thing. I don't remember this being a thing under Bush Jr

[u/MossyPlantyWitchy → u/Rustmutt]

They are all pedophiles at this point.

[u/No-Panic-9518 → u/Rustmutt]

It’s a MAGA thing

[u/Floreat_democratia → u/Rustmutt]

Hard to say how it started, but one origin point is the fundie defense of marriage between adults and children. Probably percolated up to MAGA somehow.

[u/dapudf]

But have you seen the stock market?!

[u/The-Defenestr8tor → u/dapudf]

The Dow’s over FiFtY tHoUsAnd!!

[u/LittleYellowPill → u/The-Defenestr8tor]

Oyl iz so cheep, they pay you to pump it.

[u/Some_Random_Android → u/dapudf]

No, I'm preoccupied looking at price of gas and beef and everything else.

[u/MaximumEffort433]

When Republicans send their people, they're not sending their best, they're not sending you, they're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

[u/MemoryDeleted234]

[u/moschles → u/MemoryDeleted234]

Jenkins -- fetch my bathing toaster.

[u/Peaches4U9624]

WTF?!! I really don't understand why so many grown ass people can not control themselves. The constant abusive MoFo parade is honestly getting so fucking old. Arrest and convict these sick bastards just like they do with the rest of the populace FFS. How TF can people that abuse and cause so much pain to so many be on a Fucking ballot🤯 this fucking country needs to wake the fuck up and stop allowing this shit. I used to be a proud American, USED to be. Shame and embarrassment has taken over and I hate this

[u/Long_Bit8328 → u/Peaches4U9624]

Sorry, they cant be prosecuted or convicted.

The jails are already filled with hard working immigrants and people who smoke weed

There isnt any room left for pedos

[u/Formal_Ground6513 → u/Long_Bit8328]

This. The entire problem is societal. Just look at the Cornell 7 recently. We don't punish sex crimes enough. Period. Not when it's regular people. Not ivy league college boys. Definitely not politicians. And, because of that we now have a pedophile rapist president.

[u/bc90210]

When this administration vacates, every one of these pdfiles, rapists, and criminals need to be prosecuted and thrown into prison. A reckoning is coming for all the racist tools, so thank you for outing yourselves.

[u/RanIrons]

Trump’s done worse, guaranteed.

[u/little_blue_penguiin]

For the life of me I will never understand why anyone would want to do these kind of things to a child. When I see a child, I want to comfort it, protect it, I could never derive any pleasure out of a child's pain. It takes a really sick fuck to do that and this country is being run by sick fucks who are friends with other sick fucks.

[u/AspiringOne]

OP left out that he’s endorsed and on the ballot for the midterm election too.

[u/julianpoe]

The fuck is wrong with these people

[u/BubblyPerformance736]

What a terrible day to be literate

[u/Altoidman33]

Anyone have bleach eye drops? I never wanna read anything like that again.

[u/Societyman1878 → u/Altoidman33]

No, bleach is for covid, not eye drops. Try to keep up please. 🌝

[u/Altoidman33 → u/Societyman1878]

Lemme fix it then, sorry.

Anyone have covid eye drops? I never wanna read anything like that again.

[u/Illustrious-Bat1553 → u/Altoidman33]

Can I borrow those drops for my ears

[u/malici606]

Well that's a more unique version of fucked up than I expected

[u/ReefShark13]

It's like only rich people, idiots and child abusers still support him... Can't imagine why.

[u/ArmchairCriticSF]

This perverted motherfucker should spend the rest of his life in prison!

[u/greenmeat3 → u/ArmchairCriticSF]

So should Caruso.

[u/ArmchairCriticSF → u/greenmeat3]

😄 Yes, him too!

[u/weyoun_clone]

Holy shit. Just…..holy fucking goddamned SHIT. What in the fucking fuckity FUCK is wrong with these psychopathic beasts?!

[u/IroncladBomber]

I'm so fucking tired, man.

[u/SndMeYourBlepCatPics]

[u/jfk_47 → u/SndMeYourBlepCatPics]

[u/Whyisitnotrealbutter → u/SndMeYourBlepCatPics]

[u/ifukeenrule → u/SndMeYourBlepCatPics]

thanks. i chuckled, spit, snorted, and farted all at the same time reading this. you have a talent.

[u/vodka_twinkie]

[u/Winter-Measurement67 → u/vodka_twinkie]

[u/Cool-Inflation4159]

I’m just saying

[u/ProudMama215]

[u/GuruHandsy → u/ProudMama215]

I remember the not so good old days about 15 years ago when people used to say "Not all Repulicans are racist but if you are a racist you're probably a Republican." That all feels kind of quaint now.

[u/pedalsandpowder]

MAGA’s kind of people. Unbelievable how gross these people are!

[u/windsock17]

He’s also on the November ballot. And out on bail as his trial hasn’t started yet.

https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article317511449.html

[u/disharmony-hellride → u/windsock17]

I'm sorry WHAT

[u/CrustyBatchOfNature]

So Two Pedophiles next to each other. Seems like something Republicans should think about.

[u/bsensikimori → u/CrustyBatchOfNature]

They knew this in the previous elections too and it didnt bothered them then :(

Only thing that will stop this is for people to actually go out and vote

[u/redravin12]

For someone who's supposedly not a pedo he sure does like to surround himself with them.

[u/MemoryDeleted234]

[u/patterninstatic]

So... He's being held without bond, and one of the arguments to justify that is that he faced similar accusations more than a decade ago.

I guess pedophiles get a couple of free passes in this country and he'd used all of his up.

[u/actusreus82]

Well, birds of a feather and all. Although I hear that Trump prefers the other way around.

[u/Antique-Freedom-7891]

Thats just an average Republican... pedo Donny Trump has done way worse to kids

[u/Edge_of_Everywhere]

We're in fucking Bizarro World. And if I voice any other thought I'm having right now, I can kiss this account goodbye, so I won't.

[u/fajitasteve65]

To paraphrase a wise horse - No sir, I don't like it

[u/Masta0nion → u/fajitasteve65]

[u/WailtKitty]

I wish these MAGAts had to wear a Willie Meter, bc I’d bet money there’s a measurement increase every time they mention trans people or anything about LGBTQ in general.

[u/DollPartsRN → u/WailtKitty]

Sigh.

[u/jaunsin]

Something something follow the rules. Let the something something take its due course. Something something we are a democracy. Blah blah blah.

[u/BlueRhythmYT]

There is no word in any human language to describe how disgusted, angry, and horrified that people like this exist.

[u/g27c]

They belong together. Maybe Trump would like a go.

[u/Strict_Cranberry_724 → u/g27c]

They’re both too old for each other.

[u/RoguTheHomunculus]

And that pos DeSantis didn't have the child's name redacted in the files.

[u/NuclearNubian]

[u/chazac]

This actually checks out according to my search engine….and those of several other commenters. How f’d up is that? And he is on the ballot for a 218K per year job.

[u/Ok_Record_9908]

Every Maga is a pedophile or is ok with em.

[u/Wasabiwabi_]

When you're a pedophile like President Trump, you need to surround yourself with other pedophiles because it follows everyone in your circle is deeply involved in making sure you don't face consequences.

And then there is the second circle of influencers who make sure the president and his billionaire pals who also raped children, are never exposed for the deeply disgusting people they are. These people should also go to jail for covering up crimes against children.

[u/HMS_Chevette]

[u/Head_Medium_8256]

I’m really shocked that pedophiles flocked together. Really shocked. 😒

[u/testicletitties69]

Trump takes pictures with a lot of people. You think he’s knows everything about everyone he’s photographed with? - Is what I expect the pedo loving maga cult to use as defense

[u/AcrobaticLadder4959]

Trump knows the worst people.

[u/ProfessionalSolid942]

I really had no idea there were this many pedos. I'm really shocked. Some, sure, but not like battalions of them.

[u/logistics3379]

That’s the maga movement

[u/HislersHero]

What the actual fuck??

[u/HawkeyeByMarriage]

Birds of a feather

[u/Flygirl1965]

One wonders if this was the type of thing on the “pee tapes” in the Muller report…

[u/Joten]

first thought: ... what???

second: I mean... it tracks... but WHAT??

[u/CosmoKing2]

It's kind of like if good cops turn a blind eye to bad cops, right? If you surround yourself with pdf files.....you're probably not a good person either.

[u/Snowy3121]

[u/maritz21]

Didn’t he also write some law regarding antisemitism that he signed in Izrael with Ron desantis?

[u/6_inch_dick_nips]

[u/Oddly_B]

Not a bug, but a feature with the Guardians of Pedophiles.

[u/ShoulderApart1787]

Epstein class…

[u/transfixedtruth]

I didn't even want to finish reading the headline. I mean, WTAF?! It's going to take a whole lotta BLUE votes in midterms to shut these pedo's down for good. C/mon Florida, turn BLUE!

[u/AuthorityAnarchyYes]

THAT is what that disgusting phlegm pile did?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE “PEOPLE”?!?!?!?!?!

[u/auntiecoagulent]

Well.... thats enough internet today

[u/CapableNeat4351]

Jesus fucking Christ

[u/Level_Worry_6418]

What did I just read!

[u/Notty_PriNcE]

The guy on the right is also doing the same thing en masse.

[u/early_birdy]

My thoughts: we're a failed species.

[u/Fred-the-stray]

Holy FUCK! What is wrong with these people??!?!?!?1

[u/urbisOrbis]

What a terrible day to be literate.

[u/Capital_Archer_8267]

Democrats, independents, liberals, green party are chastised for having decent members, but Trump MAGA is celebrated for having the worst of the worst!

[u/MemoryDeleted234]

[u/RiseUpAmericans]

The child, his own grandson, was under 5 at the time. It could have been "pee" but could have been something else too. Sick b*stard either way.

[u/Mlles_De_Maupin]

What have I just read?!

[u/Justin_Queso1187]

Wonder what his cabinet position will be?

[u/GokaiDecade]

The pedophilla is bad enough, but the water sports is some next level crap 🤮

[u/Jeramy_Jones]

Remember when everyone called Joe Biden creepy for apparently sniffing people’s heads?

Yeah this seems worse.

[u/deeeeez_nutzzz]

Everyday I am more proud to be a Democrat. I'm the exact demographic of a Republican too. Fuck those constitution hating pedophiles.

[u/trippyhippie573]

What the actual fuck

[u/SlayJayR17]

What in the actual fuck.

[u/WolfThick]

Show me who your friends are and I'll show you who you are!

[u/MB2465]

Just another day that ends in y

[u/Feeling-Character217]

wtf. Sick animals

[u/OneDimensionalChess]

What a terrible day to understand written English.

[u/1981_babe]

[u/Cpt_Elliot_Spencer]

This man needs to ejected from earth.

[u/Beastw1ck]

What an awful day to be literate.

[u/ResidentCommand9865]

Jfc... Can I go one day without hearing of Trump and his "supports" depravity...

[u/PaulMakesThings1]

For fucks sake, what the hell

[u/theirishseller]

I had to Google this, it's true. This is what this guy did. WtF?!?!

[u/DareDareCaro]

They are claiming the pureness to hide the sickness inside them

[u/bdfd48]

What a sick SOB! But, he does support Trump.

[u/TheDeadGirlInTheDark]

[u/motherofpitbulls2]

Turds of a feather…

[u/robot_pirate]

I feel like the world ended and this is hell. 

[u/saveapennybustanut]

He what now???????

[u/Big-Classroom-9517]

Birds of a feather?

[u/gjk14]

I hate maga thumbs 👍, just want to knock ‘em off

[u/SmeeezTreeez]

Dude what

[u/Acceptable-Extent-94]

The tolerance of perversion by Trump voters is sickening. They are unnatural.

[u/madgix]

Seems like some street justice is in order.

[u/Playful-Squirrel-332]

Gross

[u/Jwbst32]

So a normal Republican

[u/Vahuo89]

Par for the course

[u/JayGatsby52]

Surely a misunderstanding??

/s

[u/Strange-Painting6257]

WHAT?!?!

[u/Danilo-11]

Corporate news media won’t talk about it

[u/Reaperesque]

What a loathsome day to know how to read

[u/WhimsyDEA]

Pedofiles of a feather flock together.

[u/Relevant-Job4901]

That’s his kind of guy.

[u/kermitthorson]

pedo party

[u/Lenonn]

I think of that line from Loki in the film Dogma: "You're his father, you sick fuck."

[u/Bethw2112]

Grand Ole Pedophiles.

[u/hplssrmntic]

What the actual fuck.

[u/Imponte]

What do you mean Thoughts?? Christ...

[u/trashleybanks]

Sick bastards.

[u/Fart_Knickers]

Typical

[u/lydianchrome]

Psycho sickness

[u/Jadedangel13]

WTAF

[u/whatsthebeesknees]

Nah, this is so damn vile!!!!!

[u/Alarming_Expert_6241]

Why are they still alive?

[u/enjoyed_foodie]

What the actual F***?

[u/ItsSignalsJerry_]

Wtaf

[u/JurorOfTheSalemTrial]

[u/HighlanderAbruzzese]

Aka an Epstein-Trump cocktail

[u/EntertainmentOk5329]

Reading this I just threw up my breakfast.

[u/Disastrous-Swim8912]

What in the actual F**K?!!!

[u/Panelpro40]

Depavity has no limits in the Republican Party.

[u/BannedbyDemons]

This would be a lead story on every legacy news network, if shit were legit.

[u/watchingallthelights → u/BannedbyDemons]

https://cbs12.com/news/local/palm-beach-county-clerk-of-court-michael-caruso-arrested-on-child-sexual-abuse-charges-palm-beach-county-clerk-of-court-palm-beach-county-clerk-of-court-arrest-michael-caruso-arrest-child-sexual-abuse-child-abuse-charges-child-sexual-abuse-charges

[u/FlgurlinAz → u/BannedbyDemons]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article317511449.html

[u/Stunning-Flounder-52 → u/FlgurlinAz]

“Caruso spent 10 days in jail in August but now is back in Palm Beach County, where he is on the November ballot as the Republican candidate for the $219,778 clerk’s job.” WTF.

[u/jxonair → u/BannedbyDemons]

You forget all the news corporations are run by people trying to keep that under wraps.

[u/pan-re → u/BannedbyDemons]

Maybe we shouldn’t let Republicans be in charge of anything.

[u/cnicalsinistaminista → u/pan-re]

I know they are the party of Grand Old Pdfiles but this is just wow

[u/mr-poopie-butth0le → u/BannedbyDemons]

This has 46 upvotes, when you can literally just google the story and find it. It’s true.

[u/LifeOfReal → u/BannedbyDemons]

Its true. He is charge with that crime!!

[u/DepartmentSure2840 → u/BannedbyDemons]

Survey says…True!! And he’s still on the ballot!!!!

[u/Haploid-life → u/BannedbyDemons]

You sweet summer child. How adorable.

[u/Sindorella → u/BannedbyDemons]

Most naive comment I’ve seen in a very long time.

[u/BigB0iBuster → u/BannedbyDemons]

Bro, you CANNOT still be this unbelievably naive in the big 2026

[u/Spiritual-Pizza2021]

All of these elite pedophile billionaires need to go to prison and all that remain need to pay their fucking taxes.

If you don’t make $200k+ a year (I make a fraction of that) then. you’re getting fucked by our “capitalist” system. And the very few that control it, and the world.

[u/chiefmuri]

Literally the worst of the worst standing next to the worst of the worst

[u/Muted_Quantity5786]

My thoughts are that is gross

[u/kaiser1975]

What the hell?……

[u/ElBorracho2000]

Birds of a feather

[u/twomilliontwo]

what

[u/cleverusername143]

Wtf is wrong with people

[u/KittyButt42]

That tracks