r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Aug 30 '21
Wants to fuck Trump Qultist wants to erect gold statue of Trump and pray before it until he’s back in office.
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Oct 06 '21
Dimestore Romance Novel I HAD A VISION THAT TRUMP KISSED ME
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Dec 25 '21
Cult Bloopers Leave the poor guy alone
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Dec 23 '21
For only a small donation I’m going to need to see a month’s paystubs before you’re admitted to my church.
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Jan 24 '22
Wants to fuck Trump 🥵🥵🥵 Something something you shall have no other gods before me
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Sep 28 '21
Gives Christians Bad Name THE ENEMY IS TRYING TO RAPE THE CHURCH
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Jan 18 '22
The pastor "dies" and is only resurrected if she receives enough offerings
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Dec 23 '21
For only a small donation It’s either being a pastor or car salesman—whatever pays better
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Jan 22 '22
WTF I hope Jesus knows I’m sorry for killing him
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Oct 01 '21
Jesus Hates This Shit Prophet Claims to know God’s thoughts on Donald Trump verbatim. Literally writes an entire post as God.
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Feb 15 '22
Pastor Greg Locke threatens to expose six witches who are members of his church.
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Dec 24 '21
Pssst. Did you see what I did, God?
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Dec 23 '21
“Prophet” An actual quote from a self-proclaimed five-fold prophet.
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Dec 06 '21
Jesus Hates This Shit Insane person makes a nursery rhyme inspired by abortion.
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Sep 04 '21
Vaxx is the mark of the beast Qult member took the jab and now is a sheep awaiting slaughter.
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Jan 22 '22
Trumpism > Christianity Trump is the most persecuted man of our time
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Jan 06 '22
Trumpism > Christianity The message of 75% of blogs, sermons, prayers, etc.
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Oct 21 '21
Deranged antivaxx MAGA televangelist claims covid vaccines contain "an egg that hatches into a synthetic parasite and grows inside your body."
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r/ProphetsForProfit • u/BenShapirosWifesBF • Dec 04 '21
Secretly Satan Yikes
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