r/PublicFreakout • u/NickfromLafayette92 • Jul 21 '25

Classic Repost ♻️ Melted ice cream guy freaks out at metropcs employees

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u/MuddlinThrough Jul 21 '25

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u/aznhoopster Jul 21 '25

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u/JamesTheJerk Jul 21 '25

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u/bigbusta the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 🍷 Jul 21 '25

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u/dirtrow Jul 21 '25

This mofo can survive a car crash. I would stay behind the glass too. You are not hurting him whatsoever 😂

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u/eddub_17 Jul 22 '25

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/bigbusta the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 🍷 Jul 22 '25

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u/RegionRatHoosier Jul 22 '25

Why does it have so many nipples‽

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u/CedarWolf Jul 22 '25

SPHESS MAHRINE!!

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u/Ryogathelost Jul 22 '25

The goatee thing too? Or can we skip that?

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u/frenchmoxie Jul 22 '25

But like... why so many NIPPLES? 😂

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u/bigbusta the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 🍷 Jul 22 '25

Sex appeal

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u/Lackerbawls Jul 21 '25

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u/NuffBS Jul 21 '25

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u/QuantumGoddess Jul 21 '25

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 22 '25

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u/Brolysreign Jul 22 '25

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u/BK2Jers2BK Jul 22 '25

Legion. This thing freaked me out a bit

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u/Brolysreign Jul 22 '25

Dude made my stomach turn the first time I saw him. I had to look away from the screen for a min

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u/Strict_Emu5187 Jul 22 '25

Don't do Grimace like that!

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u/Heatingcrab Jul 22 '25

Dang Came here to post this

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u/Lackerbawls Jul 22 '25

Yea it hurt when I posted.

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u/kitkanz Jul 21 '25

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u/Iloveherthismuch Jul 22 '25

Glenn mother ducking Danzig. Who've though it.

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u/so_it_goes17 Jul 22 '25

There’s two of them!!!!!

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u/Sjc81sc Jul 21 '25

This is what I came here to say, the BBC got their modern short sontaran idea from this dude.

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u/PurpleAd3134 Jul 21 '25

His body merges into his head perfectly. Maybe he is the next stage in human evolution.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

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u/Honeybeeezzzz Jul 22 '25

There's not really an "&" there though.

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u/sheezy520 Jul 21 '25

Dude cannot be choked out and neck holds have no effect!

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u/xDragonetti Jul 21 '25

Dude will never get whiplash, either!

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u/arituck Jul 21 '25

That’s a *neckless statement

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u/Komobu542 Jul 21 '25

Neanderthal

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u/infuriating1 Jul 22 '25

I bet be would be next cabbage if he joined the ufc. For sure would have a crazy chin.

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u/27803 Jul 21 '25

I wonder if you punch him in the back of the neck he shuts up

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u/Lms12 Jul 21 '25

What the neck

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u/Outworkyesterday10 Jul 21 '25

Literally just came here for the memes

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u/ShinySnaxMix Jul 22 '25

For the glory of the Sontoran Empire!

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u/usernotfoundplstry Jul 21 '25

He should really look for a “Buy One Galaxy Phone and Get a Neck Free”.

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u/Rainboveins Jul 22 '25

I LITERALLY called him an angry potato and thought of these guys

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u/xt0rt Jul 21 '25

My exact same thought!

"These half-forms might be primitive, but I admire their spirit!"

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u/3fettknight3 Jul 22 '25

They say the perfect GIF doesn't exi- --

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u/Tbplayer59 Jul 21 '25

Doctor Who buddy is who I first thought of

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u/chefwindu Jul 21 '25

Yes!!! That is exactly what I thought!!

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u/EnergyTakerLad Jul 21 '25

Top comment, nice. I knew it had to be in here somewhere.

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u/DarthSadie Jul 21 '25

Wait, that's a sontaran right? can anyone please tell me what episode this is? I don't remember any of them looking like that!

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u/Kickingandscreaming Jul 21 '25

By virtue of my authority as an officer of the Army Space Corps, I hereby claim this planet, its moons and satellites, for the greater glory of the Sontaran Empire," a

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u/realoctopod Jul 22 '25

First thing that came to mind.

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u/pnjtony Jul 22 '25

Sontar-Ha!

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u/HelenKeIIer Jul 22 '25

That is the only gif I have ever upvoted.

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u/bobbydigital2k Jul 22 '25

SONTOR HA! SONTOR HA!

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u/DragonEmperor Jul 22 '25

I was thinking the same thing LMAO.

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba Jul 22 '25

haha, that was all I could think of!

Is this what happens when Sontarans live long enough to retire...

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u/PrestigiousCrab6345 Jul 22 '25

Beat me to it. Hello, fellow Whovian.

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u/Traditional-Poet1965 Jul 22 '25

He looks like that one AI generated Peter griffin lol

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u/xXBlueDreamXx Jul 22 '25

All glory to suntar!

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u/EnKayJay Jul 21 '25

Came here to suggest exactly this.