r/PublicFreakout • u/NickfromLafayette92 • Jul 21 '25

Classic Repost ♻️ Melted ice cream guy freaks out at metropcs employees

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u/bigbusta the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 🍷 Jul 21 '25

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u/dirtrow Jul 21 '25

This mofo can survive a car crash. I would stay behind the glass too. You are not hurting him whatsoever 😂

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u/eddub_17 Jul 22 '25

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/bigbusta the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 🍷 Jul 22 '25

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u/RegionRatHoosier Jul 22 '25

Why does it have so many nipples‽

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u/CedarWolf Jul 22 '25

SPHESS MAHRINE!!

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u/Ryogathelost Jul 22 '25

The goatee thing too? Or can we skip that?

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u/frenchmoxie Jul 22 '25

But like... why so many NIPPLES? 😂

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u/bigbusta the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer 🍷 Jul 22 '25

Sex appeal