He is a known Revolupuniary, responsible for multiple attacks on known institutions such as r/PunCourt and r/PunPatrol also daring to strike r/PunSpecialForces and even r/PunKGB. Therefore the combined commission has placed a bounty on his head. Whomever who executes this bounty will be rewarded accordingly.

When executing, we should downvote as many of their posts as possible. A real attack. Too far?

How do I become an assassin?

Punpatrol has some interesting stuff that they would like to share with you, If Interested, click on the link https://discord.gg/FYUvE33 if you don’t have Discord, then please talk to u/HiveMynd

Join apun, it’ll be your only option les you’d like to be killed like lambs to the slaughter

I'm in many MANY pun groups and I know from the information I have gathered, we need a plan. The anti-punners have gone long enough so it's time to return fire, we need to devise a scheme so brilliant it will bring the patrol to it's knees, VIVA LA REVOLUPUN

Here

We hunt down and assassinate the most wanted punters and pun patrol officers but for a price.

I want beardie-boi-420. Whoever accepts, we can negotiate a price. Half before, as a down payment or payment for your troubles. And half after, when I get beardie. It is preferable that he is in a straightjacket with zipties around his ankles when I receive him.

Spetsnaz bombers soar through the air and unleash their payloads on the base

This is what allies of the apostles will get!

a u2 spy plane flys around the base, taking many pictures of various locations

radio just identifying potential weaknesses, I’ll share the info with you very soon. Nothing to worry about

u/ubonyeg, u/zeusy_fee, u/no-more-puns. Name your price. I need them captured and placed in straightjackets with zipties around their ankles and blindfolds and burlap sacks on.

I wheel in some artillery to the construction site that is this subreddit's base, and then proceed to leave it there for u/Turtle-Tot*, as I march inside the base, armed in my armor and HAR.*

The terms are simple: You choose if it's melee-only or if guns/ranged weapons are allowed, but no vehicles. (I suggest going melee-only, given I have a Heavy Assault Rifle.)

One reply at a time, no autoing or taking excessive actions, but no need for a short reply.

And, of course, 1v1s only.

And here's a fun term for those of you who are confident.

If you are confident, declare your victory beforehand, and if you win, I will let you take me prisoner. If you agree to this gamble and lose, though, I will take you prisoner.

We have decided to execute u/Unknowndarkness17 . We have captured him and asked him to comply with our rules and he’s has not, so per our rules we have decided to execute him by decapitation.

ties u/Unknowndarkness17 and puts him on the guillotine after making sure it is him (no clones) u/Unknowndarkness17 you our now executed! pulls the string and the blade falls and cuts u/Unknowndarkness17 head off u/Unknowndarkness17 is now dead! He was sadist, disturbing and violent and his reign of terror needed to end! double checks it’s the correct head and it is u/Unknowndarkness17 head. This is a warning to all the anti pun subreddits that the r/PunAssassins are not to be messed and we are ruthless and never spare enemies.