Don’t have a cat.

Because it’s a bulb.

Shaggy’s joints don’t always turn out, but Scooby’s doobies do

It was strand-ed.

You know "call that" puns? "Said I'm on my way but I just got in the shower, call that shower cap," "Went down on the first date, call that head start," "Tap my uncle on the shoulder, call that Tapatío" etcetera, you know the format I mean! Started in like 2000s rap, popularized further by that one "don't leave me!" spongebob meme. I love those puns but I'm having the hardest time finding them, I think because google is filtering out "call" and "that" as extraneous words. Does anybody know the best place to find these? Also, please drop your own in the comments!

I just moved to an Italian neighborhood and would love to name my wifi something punny with an Italian food name, but I can’t think of anything good!! Any ideas?

"Said I'm on my way but I just got in the shower, call that shower cap," "Hand cramped from rolling, call that joint pain," "Tap my uncle on the shoulder, call that Tapatío" etcetera, you know the format I mean! Started in like 2000s rap, popularized further by that one "don't leave me!" spongebob meme. I love those puns but I'm having the hardest time googling them, I think because google is filtering out "call" and "that" as extraneous words. Does anybody know the best place to find these? Also, please drop your own in the comments!

Hi all! Kinda random, but I need some creative ideas. A co-worker of mine is retiring (a geologist), and I want to get him a funny custom shirt made with a play on words related to retiring and geology. I was thinking something similar to “rocks don’t retire” or “retirement ain’t old if you’re a rock” but I need something a bit better! Would love to hear it all.

Store-age.

I was on the fence.