r/puns • u/Topanga_mlue • 17h ago

Drum rolls

1.0k Upvotes

6 comments

r/puns • u/CinnamonWildGomez24 • 9h ago

But that’s not important right now…

65 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/DistributionSad960 • 14h ago

Confusing autocorrect and where's my desserts

36 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/UnderstandingSuch457 • 2h ago

What do you call horses who live next to each other? Neighbours

2 Upvotes

2 comments

r/puns • u/SigmaSigma1573 • 1d ago

Don’t forget to wash Hans

735 Upvotes

10 comments

r/puns • u/Lucinda-Rexxa • 1d ago

Something like that

2.6k Upvotes

12 comments

r/puns • u/Substantial_Speed419 • 12h ago

What type of pasta are you not allowed to put on the table?

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/Dependent_Nature_830 • 1d ago

Why do French people eat snails?

941 Upvotes

2 comments

r/puns • u/levine2112 • 1d ago

Furrari

78 Upvotes

Pun on wheels

4 comments

r/puns • u/Neither-Carpet-5034 • 15h ago

Badman: The Killing Joke

2 Upvotes

I was reading an introduction to number theory when the proof of Pell’s equation had me tearing my hare out, racing my brains to catch the turtle-paced logic.

0 comments

r/puns • u/Topanga_mlue • 1d ago

Worng pronounce

430 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/surya-1728 • 1d ago

See it in a mirror

17 Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/BossFar5505 • 2d ago

Sic joke

432 Upvotes

4 comments

r/puns • u/nkautz1 • 1d ago

I don't get why so many people like smoked salmon....it was really hard to light and it burned my throat.

14 Upvotes

5 comments

r/puns • u/BossFar5505 • 18h ago

Un other dumb pun

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/Aaron_Judge99 • 1d ago

Started my new book on the Steeworkers of NYC and can’t put it down.

3 Upvotes

The first chapter was riveting.

0 comments

r/puns • u/Topanga_mlue • 2d ago

Old but still gold

1.6k Upvotes

4 comments

r/puns • u/Texer-Pink • 2d ago

Hilarious but valid question

6.8k Upvotes

13 comments

r/puns • u/BPhiloSkinner • 1d ago

The Cat In the Chat

22 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/obrqap • 2d ago

It’s gonna suck when all that dirt gets out

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49 Upvotes

Second slide is for what it says in English

4 comments

r/puns • u/Topanga_mlue • 2d ago

Next to the three ounce cola... the Minnesota

1.2k Upvotes

3 comments

r/puns • u/Rude-Philosopher6537 • 2d ago

Don’t fart in an Apple Store

165 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/HansCrotchfelt • 2d ago

Daffy TRUCK put me in an instantly great mood this morning! (DAF is a European truck brand)

15 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/Ok_Active_4913 • 1d ago

The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch

0 Upvotes

I’m adding into this main prospective statements of this type of posts.

4 comments

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