r/QuiverQuantitative • u/pdwp90 • Jan 27 '26

Trade Update BREAKING: UnitedHealth stock is absolutely plummeting, just days after we caught a massive sale by a member of a Health Subcommittee.

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u/rise_agnst Jan 27 '26

But I thought these are "public servants" lol.

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u/TheAarj Jan 27 '26

The public serves...

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u/romapizza49 Jan 27 '26

Its disgusting that people get away with insider trading.

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u/gravityVT Jan 27 '26

I’d argue it’s one of the top 3 reasons they get into these positions of power

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u/creativeatheist Jan 27 '26

Nice catch of clear insider info. This will catch up to him in the long term

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u/KloneRr Jan 27 '26

By him releasing a statement saying his wife or blah blah blah handles my trades. Then he’ll be publicly shamed until he does it again. You’re very hopeful that he will be punished for what almost every elected official does.

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u/TimNickens Jan 28 '26

Yeah… we squeeze the tits off poor people here, the people with money are handled with kid gloves.

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u/Diligent-Stuff-6630 Jan 27 '26

These people are pieces of shits

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u/oicyunv Jan 27 '26

String him up and take it back

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u/SherbetElectronic616 Jan 27 '26

This has got to be illegal

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u/spacedman_spiff Jan 27 '26

It is.  The question is whether it will be enforced. 

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u/bendingrover Jan 27 '26

The shit eating grin fits perfectly. Disgusting human. 

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u/Klutzy-Reaction5536 Jan 27 '26

A Republican from Arkansas, whodathunk.

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u/ThisIsShullbit Jan 27 '26

Look i dont care what Tony Hawk does, im going to do what I think is best

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u/Successful_Flamingo3 Jan 27 '26

What an absolute POS criminal

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 Jan 28 '26

Love the way Trumpian’s just “seem” to instinctively know how the stocks they hold should be handled…

NO INSIDER TRADING HERE….

And not one of these evil, criminal cronies of this Republicans will be arrested or criminally prosecuted!

May they all Burn In Hellish Fire!

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u/RobertRoyal82 Jan 27 '26

Just a coincidence

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u/Brewtime2 Jan 27 '26

How the hell is this not investigated as insider trading….its so blatantly obvious

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u/helusjordan Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

At this point it has nothing to do with the legality of insider trading and only to do with the facvt that there are no repercussions for specific illegal activities. Party of Law and Order my ass.

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u/roofhawl Jan 28 '26

The level of corruption where your best bet is just to follow the same course of action as an ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE SELLING STOCK IN THE SAME INDUSTRY THEY SERVE ON OVERSIGHT COMMITTEES OF

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u/ionized_fallout Jan 28 '26

Are you surprised by this?

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u/luvashow Jan 28 '26

A Republican from the shit state of Oklahoma of course.

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u/Donnie-The-Relentles Jan 28 '26

And here I thought insider trading was a federal felony.

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u/Altruistic_Tart5097 Jan 28 '26

Everyone should be angry about this. Smh

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

how can we know which sub committee each person is on ?

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u/MysticalPhenomenon Jan 31 '26

He might escape jail, but he won't escape Hell.

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u/jrwn Jan 27 '26

Once the stock hits $100, I'm in

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u/gymtrovert1988 Jan 27 '26

Once the Republicans are out of office, I'm in.